Cope Ascetic

Trotting behind the light brigade; Riding the sad zoo tiger; Real trap reTHUGlican; Ever-aging everyman

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@JMII11842906 @jubileemedia @Timcast @TheOmniLiberal your pfp tells me you’re the type of pretentious pinko to think banksy is deep. Despicable

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@l_ortiz81888 @andrew_n_carr @MIT AI spammers like you are ruining the human miracle of free information. I hate you so fucking much.

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@qg2tmp @tommy_crimes “Contempt for the audience” is one of the oldest comedic bits in the book. The irony is that people who take it at face value are even dumber than the superchatters he picks on

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@t5rad_es @nikicaga Muslims didn’t invent that, animal sacrifice is literally Old Testament. Christ replaced and made obsolete all such crude forms of atonement but Muslims chose to follow some lying hick ass walord posing as a prophet instead. That’s why you still sacrifice animals like cavemen

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@sola_chad Thanks for the link from *squints* “Awesome Jew”! Very cool!

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@NeonFilament @not_umce Comforting the stricken is important yes but Christianity is more than what meshes with your (Christian informed btw) moral compass. It is the salvation from sin by acceptance of Christ as God. Your estimation of what is “proper” Christianity as a nonbeliever is meaningless.

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@Kurt_Steiner You can immediately see that the Reds are the beating organic heart of America. I mean it literally looks like a heart here. And blood is Red. What else can I say. #ATOBTTR

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@wotancore Like AA you can be sober but never not an alcoholic. 2 years celibate begins candidacy for being taken seriously. 3-5 years ok you’re prob legit but still probationary. 5+ years you’re back but asterisk remains. 2.5 years myself rn ✊🏻

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@bigbabolat @jloose128 OSU - 11 final fours, one championship
UM - 8 final fours, one championship

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@_theorycel Wow such a hard choice between the God who guided our race from the Bronze Age to the Space Age and the god who got bitch slapped into irrelevance so hard by aforementioned that he is now worshipped as a LARP by approximately 45 screen-addicted contrarian autistics

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@TomsPaine @joeroganhq Vices don’t preclude shrewdness. Eisenhower smoked 4 packs/day & was arguably the most pragmatic pres of the 20th. But ur right about most ppl being dumb enough to believe in “common sense”. Unindulgent clean living & inability to conceive other minds both literal cow traits btw

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@ClaudesBBQ I think if an American citizen posts “might be an unpopular take but I think taxes and traffic are BAD” engagement bait slop like this they should be whipped a dozen times w a barb whip & then given a chance to finish themselves before the whip does. You’re polluting our psyche.

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@_letterbxmb Foid whose mind is so possessed by the opposite sex that she literally browses “r/men” pretending not to understand their desire to reproduce (as an f tier ragebait plea for attention on twitter in fervent hope that a man will threaten to impregnate her in the comments)

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@cowlonfull I actually do love it. Gives me a chance to breathe, grab a beer, converse w my fellow spectators. 3 straight hours of nonstop attention to an event you’re highkey emotionally engaged in is a lot. I could actually use a word from my local Kia dealer before that big third down.

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@CantEverDie If the entire world came together in peace and harmony next monday afternoon, leftists would be fantasizing about alien invasion by wednesday morning. Just plain misanthropes. Transgenderism, third worldism, atheism. Just elaborate justifications for the loathing of life itself.

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@jaxxdiesel @melaniesbush Overcompensating affirmation of the most obviously male face I’ve ever seen on a troon, and that’s saying something

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@FischerKing64 Our culture is not saturated with porn and nobody outside a few online freaks think onlyfans is “empowering”. 95IQ boomercon take. But the mere idea of a woman of 25 being charged w “educating” boys of 17 is a far more vomitous crime than anything she could do to them sexually

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@champtgram Drunk w your homies is like one of the three recurrent occasions in regular life where conversation reliably transcends small talk. If this hasn’t been the case for you it’s because you are socially retarded and make your cohort uncomfortable

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@mcdermott @emilykmay The concept of a “magazine” being the catalyst for what a woman imagines to be introspection, and their lamenting the fact that men don’t have such a thing, feels like a mean-spirited caricature of the female psyche. But there it is by their and their eunuchs (you) own admission

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My bitch? Slurpasaurus. Your bitch? Ford Taurus.