Broken Collie (@brokencollie.bsky.social)

24, He/Him, Demi, 🔞, NSFW, Minors Will Be Blocked, BLM, SAH, Trans Rights, I Stand With Ukraine, Prof. Pic by @TazztheWolf

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This account does not stan racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, pedophilia or zoophilia.

If you do, fuck off, I don’t want your follow.

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Oh no! Broken Collie posted on Twitter! Whatever shall we do?

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bark

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I'm not sure what to post here anymore. :P

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Twitter:

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Hehe

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People magazine is now NSFW and will be called Peephole magazine. /j

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I think my new, more content mindset is paying off.

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Sports

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The irony of Hunter Biden getting indicted on gun charges from a party known for touting those weapons is not lost on me.

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The job search is hard. Oh well. At least there are memes.

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Is fucking yourself legal yet?

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Anything new going on?

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Who wants to invent some new numbers just to piss off mathematicians?

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Oh no, you have been placed in the desolate isolated fields of Wyoming! What do you do?

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@NexJql I am now tempted to dress up as the second coming of Jesus Christ, go into a church and tell the congregation how disappointed I am in them.

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Sex

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In this universe, I'm pretty sure all murderers go straight to heaven when they die. We're already fucked up so it stands to reason that the Zodiac Killer is God's little angel in the clouds.

I wish that wasn't the case. But that's okay. Heaven isn't real anyway.

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I'm tempted to try Mountain Dew Baja Blast. Sadly, I'd also have to get food from Taco Bell.

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I have my first meeting at the local writer's group in half an hour. I hope it goes well.

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The only person left on Earth is Katy Perry. The rest of us are secretly robot aliens from the Planet Joie.