Philip Schuyler.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. [Hamilton RP] TW/MCW

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

forgive me father for i have sinned — which daughter are you? come out of the shadows and... https://t.co/IJGKvs5651

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@AngelSchuy What? I didn't say you should be. You're perfect.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@AngelSchuy how i feel raising pretty daughters

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NOBODY ELSE CAN HANDLE BEING ELIZAS DADDY

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@AngelSchuy YOURE MISTAKEN. MY ELIZA IS AN ANGEL.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

// when writing replies do you ever just... cringe??

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@phildotham

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@keepsyourflame Oh, alright. Are you enjoying rocking each other's 🌎??? He seems like he'd be good company.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@KittyRensselaer CATHERINE. We have a new granddaughter!

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@keepsyourflame What is it, Liza?

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@AngelSchuy [raaaaaces on over. oh look he's there.] ANGEL. Let me hold my new granddaughter!

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@keepsyourflame What is it?

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@keepsyourflame — are enjoying each other's company. I wish I could rock your mother's world more often.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@keepsyourflame Eliiiiiza. Darling. I was just talking to your special friend. He taught me some slang. Apparently rocking someone's 🌍 means that you —

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@WarTornColonel I'm sure she's overjoyed to have someone as respectable as you in her life. Don't mess it up.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@phildotham ahem. still up to fight, son? https://t.co/jdJkOtnlfX

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ur daughter is a used up hoebag — Nice of you to hide behind that anon tag, coward. M... https://t.co/QgqdQK05Zb

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@AngelSchuy MY- WHAT? IM ON THE WAY TO THE HOSPITAL.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

@WarTornColonel Well, by all means, go ahead then. You'll find that my Eliza is excellent company. She has a mind of her own.

[Philip Schuyler. @BrokenDelights]

ur daughter is a used up hoebag — Nice of you to hide behind that anon tag, coward. M... https://t.co/QgqdQK05Zb

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Be honest... Do you actually like your daughters' p... — I couldn't ask for better ones. No matter how much ... https://t.co/YH8B5koiRf