Simping for Seratonin

Humpty Dumpty but make it my brain cells.

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The first text turns green #OddRelationshipDealbreakers

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I wonder if Hilary still punches the air over Monica

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People who live in Florida shouldn't be allowed to vote

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No one misses Shane Dawson and his grubby pig ts

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He'll tweet about it #TrumpleThinSkin #TrumpIsALoser #ChallengeAccepted

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Tom Hanks spanks

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You have a good argument but I'm not convinced

[connie @whosusingdiff]

@BrokenNeurons #TrumpIsACompleteFailure #TrumpIsAFascist #TrumpIsGarbage #TrumpKnewAndDidNothing #SingMichaelCohenSing #TrumpPutBabiesInCages #98DaysToGo #98DaysUntilDecencyReturnsToAmerica #98DaysForBiden

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I'm REALLY going to miss all those invigorating TikToks from India

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Let’s make cancel culture illegal

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The word fenty reminds me of perfume you’d buy for ¢25 inside a bathroom

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I wish someone would go down my #BelowDeckMed

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I would be excited about getting a second covid stimulus check but I’m not a trash person who doesn’t prepare for emergencies

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When Donald sees Kpop trending he’ll say that’s illegal too #TrumpleThinSkin

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Isn’t that exactly what Democrats we’re crying about with the Russians influencing week American minds, you know with hashtags and such to steer views

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If all these hashtags don’t work in November at least Joe can go back to sniffing the neighborhoodkids #TrumpGriftsYouDie #TrumpleThinSkin

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Maybe if we create enough hashtags people will forget they still have to vote for Joe Biden #TrumpleThinSkin

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Let me know when you’re able to grasp the concept of using “You’re” correctly in a sentence

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I know you’re having fun and trying your best but some people just shouldn’t post selfies

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Remember that movie about a teen girl walking around complaining about being pregnant and singing Indy tunes

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I can’t afford to be religious but I appreciate the offer