Broken Condom

Oops!

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I bet that cake wishes it had a condom on... RT @BasicPolice: NO WORDS!!!!! O_O http://plixi.com/p/76999370

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Hey! O_o RT @Miss_Reaction: I Blame @broken_condom for All The Ugly Babies The Worlds infested With

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Thank you @BasicPolice!! I'd like to thank all the accidental pregnancies & STDs that I caused. Couldn't do it w/o em!

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Um...Why did y'all stop?! Oh... My bad... :)

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Dude, I'm a MAGNUM! You knew I was too big 4 u when u put me on!! All that extra room?? Of course I'm gonna break!

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I have a splitting headache...

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CONFESSION: Sometimes I get jealous of whole condoms b/c I don't get to be tied up in a cute lil knot when it's all ova. humph!

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I'm tired of people blaming me for their bad ass retarded kids. I caused them, but dammit, you raised 'em!

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I'm going in!! >:O)

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Last night I caused 1,411 Pregnancies, 24,670 STDs & 1,460,672 Dirty Cooters. #ImAStar #ImACelebrity #ImPopular #Beotch

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Did u feel that? No? Oh. Well, u'll feel it later. #kick #morningsickness #kick

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Oops. I. Did. It. Again... #skeet

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At least pick me up off the floor & throw me away. Geesh! Witcho nasty a**.

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We must stop Gold Diggers from breaking me on purpose!! It's abusive.

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What the f*ck are YOU mad about?! Hell, I should be the one mad!

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Why is everybody mad at me?? #shrug

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lmao! Yes she does. ===> Does my neice need a new crib http://tweetphoto.com/10853053 (via @SavingSequins4)

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Oh, boo-hoo! It's ALWAYS about u!! What about meee?? I'm the one with the split head...

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Don't judge me...

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That's my handy work! *pats self on the back* ==> RT @basicpolice GHETTO PIC OF THE DAY: http://twitpic.com/szmhh