Ash Gaines

I tweet shit. sometimes I also talk shit over at @falsestartspod. stick it in your earholes.

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@Alldogsaredead Happy birthday, Jacksom Baby, from @premierinn, may all your annual celebrations be premier in every way!

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@WorstBlobby What are your preferred essential oils for a diffuser?

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@FalseStartsPod @disneyplus Yeh stop putting womon especilly chinese womon in muh Mulan film!

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

It's about time he read it. Obviously nobody did before they got together for the films.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Gollum actor, Andy Serkis, will give a continuous live reading of The Hobbit online, to raise money for charity https://t.co/Tma9Omutwz

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@VerbalDiorama @FalseStartsPod Spray the cops instead

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

Watching #SonicMovie I didn't realise it was just going to be a chilli dog vore porno. Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was playing in the next screen so I got to learn about peregrine falcons instead.

[False Starts Podcast @FalseStartsPod]

Hot damn! We are @filmstoriespod #Podcast of the week!

Massive thanks to Film Stories and Em McGowan for the write up.

Expect to see this mentioned a few more times, were gonna ride this train.

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@FalseStartsPod @empiremagazine Doom (2005)

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

A Quiet Place Part II: A Talky Shooty Loud Place, where we abandon the fun interesting niches of the first film and instead focus on "oooh more people, more action, and the people are baaaaad!".

@TysBeanieBabies @Dan_wookie looks like a promising franchise ender.

[ParamountUK @ParamountUK]

There are people out there worth saving. A Quiet Place Part II, in cinemas March 20. #AQuietPlace

[🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥 @wyntermitchell]

Best video of 2019 makes a late entry https://t.co/11EQA0Viu4

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

How has this been greenlit as promotional material? Surely this is a behind the scenes little gag while they're goofing about far from any professional scriptwriters.

[Star Wars @starwars]

Check out this clip from #StarWars: #TheRiseOfSkywalker. See it in theaters December 20. Get your tickets: https://t.co/EbJ0vDHKyt

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@RickPowellAuth @TysBeanieBabies @FalseStartsPod @Dan_wookie I either did, or it was in the run up to getting one. Gotta learn that sweet fish responsibility! Strangely nowhere in those books did it say "don't drop fish onto floor".

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@TysBeanieBabies @RickPowellAuth @FalseStartsPod @Dan_wookie We're gonna watch home video of child me opening such classic Christmas gifts as Lord of the Rings Warhammer, gameboy advance games, and books about proper aquarium maintenance.

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@FalseStartsPod James Cordon has fucking top billing?! James Fucking Cordon?! Here's hoping the Internet demands they're all replaced by nice looking sonics. And we have a live viewing of James Cordon getting caught and neutered.

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

Yes, the #JohnLewisXmasAd is pretty bad. But the song cover in it is absolute wank. Sounds like it was performed by Scorpions, with the guy half-heartedly trying to pronounce the lyrics without knowing the language.

[False Starts Podcast @FalseStartsPod]

If you are a fan of our #Podcast

1 - Gross. Why?

2 - We've just finished recording the most False Starty of False Starts. If you're a fan. I think you'll be happy

#RemoWilliams #WTF

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

Anni! My boy! The result of me pumping my hot alien jizz into your mother! Check out my sweet hat! I bought it with the money I earned from selling her! @Dan_wookie

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

If comedy is dead because of woke culture then explain this scene

[Ash Gaines @Broken_Halberd]

@SpursOfficial Did he not consider my fantasy team before planning this child? 😅

Félicitations, Hugo!