Bromine Fumes

A collection of quick takes on the coasting trends.

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This is the flattest wicket of the whole Ireland and England tour. Vaibhav Sooryavanshi would have done superbly well here.

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@iamrkRakesh Fake. How easy it is to attribute nonsense to anyone's name and people don't even check for the truth.

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Based on what? He got out accelerating, no bug deal! If English conditions are a measure, then have the entire team quit and be in domestic for half a decade. It's not that he is alone in the performances.
He couldn't have done what he did in IPL if he wasn't prepared, if it's flat pitches, it was true for them all, but it was just Vaibhav who performed at an astronomical, unprecedented level.

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@iamrkRakesh Shows 1 dismissal on an English bouncing wicket, but claims "always".
Lundfaqeer of the supreme kind!

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@Baadsha73887564 Spoken like a true pajeet and his culture.

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This is dedicated to all the dejected Vaibhav fans out there . . .

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@XX0VII @Abhisekh34 Notwithstanding, Mahtre is a loser like the loser place he comes from, Nalasopada.

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@Surendr33384195 @RR_for_LIFE Is his name Sloggervanshi? Thanks for admitting that. 😂

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@Honest_Cric_fan teri maa ko dede fir, wo bhi do kodi ki hi hain!

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@KLfied_ @bahadauriy28324 @vikrantgupta73 ask your mom, she'll squeal

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The intelligence isn't about being there at 15. That part is already established. The issue is that he keeps getting out in a series to the same kind of ball. He doesn't have the control to simply see off Jofra's over and cash in against the easier bowlers. Instead, his ego tells him he has to take on Jofra, and he keeps getting out cheaply.
He can't control the urge to do what would actually benefit the team, which is to bat longer instead of trying to slog Jofra. His childish, dumb ego doesn't let him see the bigger picture, let go of his selfish approach, or read the situation. For him, it just becomes a personal battle with Jofra to prove he can hit him, and he ends up throwing his wicket away.
A smarter player wouldn't have fallen into such an obvious trap. He would have waited a couple of overs, seen Jofra off, and targeted the other bowlers instead. But he's too dumb to do that. He's fat in the head, and that kind of dumbness is incurable. He'll remain a loser throughout his career unless he changes, and based on this kind of decision making, he should be dropped from the team.

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@xGPT7 @Bihar_se_hai Does he wanna be like the rest? He was given a chance because the assumption was he is better than the rest, if he's just like the rest, the team doesn't need him!

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The intelligence isn't about being there at 15. That part is already established. The issue is that he keeps getting out in a series to the same kind of ball. He doesn't have the control to simply see off Jofra's over and cash in against the easier bowlers. Instead, his ego tells him he has to take on Jofra, and he keeps getting out cheaply.
He can't control the urge to do what would actually benefit the team, which is to bat longer instead of trying to slog Jofra. His childish, dumb ego doesn't let him see the bigger picture, let go of his selfish approach, or read the situation. For him, it just becomes a personal battle with Jofra to prove he can hit him, and he ends up throwing his wicket away.
A smarter player wouldn't have fallen into such an obvious trap. He would have waited a couple of overs, seen Jofra off, and targeted the other bowlers instead. But he's too dumb to do that. He's fat in the head, and that kind of dumbness is incurable. He'll remain a loser throughout his career unless he changes, and based on this kind of decision making, he should be dropped from the team.

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@bahadauriy28324 @vikrantgupta73 xoot ka baccha hai KL. That mc has lost us 4 world cups, total coward.

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Vaibhav is a slogger, but missal paw mahtre is a pure unadulterated loser. He choked in all clutch situations, and doesn't score runs at all. U19 WC was won with Vaibhav, mahtre missal was a loser who score 150 in the whole tournament! So, please!
We can troll Vaibhav, but I will not accept missal mahtre who is a proven 100% loser.

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@AkshaySinghKA @AjayJadeja171 I will, choke on my dick first. You lack vitamin D

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@AjayJadeja171 Fatkid Vaibhav

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He is a slogger. Now the world knows that, and this tag will follow for the rest of his career (which is gonna be supershort).
Also, he is dumb and reckless, doesn't care about the situation The team losing, team needing him to bat for longer. Cares about nust his "fight" with Joffra, not about the conditions or the team.