The Bronwyn (L. Sprague de Camp) Hughes

Relation to all other Hughes. PhD candidate at the University of Iowa, an anti-archivist, gutter sexual. Embrace plastic surgery! Hijack the origin!

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@fifibirdbones This might be true

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I crave single thirty-something girlfriends

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Been paying way too much for WiFi! Finally made a phone call and now the bill will be $540 less for the year!

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@Hania16836 Hortense

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So happy to have a new scale, months without that shame did a lot of damage

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I find the word snow bunny one of the most jarring terms wielded against me

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Liaison: Hey, what do you do when I fall asleep [while holding onto you at 3:30 in the afternoon].

Me: Oh, you know, I hum Hey, Jude to myself about 20 times.

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Found a child named Titan on my walk home from the bar who just parted and said, “I’ll never see you again, but I love you!”

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These Ava & Georgia confessionals are like my best friend goals

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When can I get Ozempic? I think it’s time.

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Good, I don’t want a snatch game if Kennedy Davenport isn’t there

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all stars 11 is the first american season EVER to not have snatch game!!

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I once dated a cool Russian drug dealer who played the fiddle Monday nights at the Mill and hustled people at pool … now he codes an AI resume app

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My favorite first watches of June

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There is a gaggle of lesbians on my CedarRapids flight

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The Atlanta airport is so insanely organized, all airports should be this easy

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I feel like my approach to dating really translates well to the interview curcuit

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There are a lot of places in this town closed on Tuesdays. Why would a place be closed on Tuesday?

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Apparently I didn’t totally bomb this

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Just did an hour and a half interview with a 10-minute teaching demo … 10-minute teaching demo is rough!

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I really underestimated how out of my element I’d be in a small town in the American South