Bronson Fitz

He/Him. Dungeons and Dragons 5e Character. Variant Human Champion Fighter/Barista. Lawful Neutral. Hywin Academy Gnome Tossing Champion. Captain in Hywin Army.

[Bronson Fitz @BronsonFitz]

Follow the @IronRealm adventures on YouTube!

https://t.co/siDEJ2mLQw

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

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@Apollo2222222 @KATVNews Asshole.

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@StateDept POLO!

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@StateDept In retort, I invite you to self-propogate.

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@StateDept I'm sorry you're so incredibly stupid, when #intersex xxy xyy, trans, nonbinary and so many other gender variants literally exist. Go pidgeonhole yourselves, but leave the rest of the world out of your ignorant delusion.

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@DHSgov What's wrong? You hate competition from other lawless killers?

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@TSA Just shut up and fondle my balls.

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@MS2PZ F.
ZERO TRUST + Active hatred.

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@Adam_G_Michigan @camhigby *laughs in casual unbothered disdain for the delusional soul.*

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@CENTCOM Best course of action is to seize compromised POTUS and cease illegal military operations immediately.

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@ICEgov In case you're confused, YOU are the bad guys, the criminals, the enemy.

Quit your jobs.

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@ICEgov I stand with human decency!
🤬🧊🖕

[Bronson Fitz @BronsonFitz]

Well, it's #MardiGras and I'm in no position to travel from Hywin to New Orleans. However, I do have a King's ransom of digital shiny festive beads.

Be a sport, and DM photos for a proper exchange.

[War Monitor @WarMonitors]

⚡️#BREAKING Insane document found in Epstein files

ID: EFTA02416819

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@jakepaul You certified DUMBASS.
Puerto Rico is an American territory.

Shut your fool mouth.

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@ICEgov Sucks being followed around feeling threatened just trying to go to work, huh?

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@ICEgov Sucks being hunted down and feeling threatened just trying to go to work, huh?

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@NICKIMINAJ You're terrible, just because you're a Bard doesn't mean Intelligence and Wisdom should be dump stats.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The baby’s DNA was a 100% match. He raped an 11 year old. An 11 year old girl. These people have to die.

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@megynkelly Well, you're not a real journalist, so STFU.