cat-sized dragon (Max)

🔞 no minors! • 26 • fetish + fiction writer • DID system (pro-endos) • disabled • he/him and they/them, system-gender (masc-presenting)

[make up a labour guy @GuyLabour]

guy who knows that every time he is inconvenienced by a strike, the value of workers' labour is being demonstrated, and that this is for the common good

[Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD]

People: aRe yoU goInG to mAsK fOreVeR

Me: well I still wear seatbelts & helmets, use sunscreen, get vaccinated, wash my hands, drink pasteurized milk, cook chicken before eating it, & don't drink water straight from the lake so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Victoria M. Walker @vikkie]

My dog, who does not pay rent or bills and is, himself, a bill, has sighed three times in the past five minutes.

[Machiavellian Princess 👑 @mchvllnprncss]

While we are a -very- small Etsy store, and likely not to have made any sales during this week, we are also joining the movement against Etsy's greed and will be putting our store into vacation mode from the 11th to the 18th. #EtsyStrike #etsy

[Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor]

I just realized my non-US friends probably don't know how US insurance works.

So lets say your employer offers insurance. They pay a portion and then you pay a portion. For a family, the employee pays on average about $400 per pay cycle, or $10,400 per year.

[cat-sized dragon (Max) @BronzeJackals]

@BigEsqBae Your own logo is made using a free template from Canva...

[Callie 🏳️‍🌈 @chronicallycal]

It is absolutely incredible how much power one ableist professor has to ruin an entire semester for a disabled student.

[mitsuboo ☀️ evil now @morimitsuboo]

Posting ship content for your target audience, tagging properly, and minding your own business is /not/ “shoving a ship down everybody’s throats”

[HARK @am__hark]

people have evolved from saying stuff like "smexy" to saying " oouugh my pathetic little meow meow man, my wretched little glass-blown decorative animal I wanna smash with a hammer " and I think that's great

[Amy Stuber @amy_stuber_]

Overheard neighborhood story:

First person: my husband goes out and hoots at the owl every night around 8 and it answers.

Second person: MY husband goes out at hoots at the owl every night around 8 and it answers.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

If you see this at work, you need a union lol

[Wyn Morrigan 🏳️‍⚧️ @zev_dm]

@danielleweisber My marriage has never been hard work.
My wife literally lowers my blood pressure by walking into the room. (Confirmed and observed by a nurse at the hospital)