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[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

As a guy, if your friend is scared of his babe or wife, never tell him anything confidential. CUT HIM OFF!

A man who has to run home at 7pm so madam no go vex. A man who has to crosscheck every decision with his wife so she doesn't vex and veto it. A man who doesnt call the shot in his house. A man who has to relay every conversation with the boys with his wife. AVOID!!!

She is destroying him and he will destroy you by exposing every conversation to her for her validation.

[VEE. @veeiye]

Half of the girls in Lekki will be called Eliana by 2030 if we’re not careful 😭

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Hope They’re Paying You People Well And That You’re Happy? Are You All Doing Okay? When You People Are Done Here, You’ll Continue At The Airport Site.” ~ Governor Alex Otti While Inspecting An Ongoing Project In Abia, Checking On The Welfare Of The Construction Workers, And Giving Them Money For Lunch.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.

21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹

History. 🎞️

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

There is massive corruption going on at Nassarawa State University.

From admission racketeering to sorting.

You can literally graduate with a 2:1 without attending class for a day.

Also PhD is so common there.

We can’t desire quality graduates with this level of corruption.

[UGO 🇬🇧 @heismric]

@Miankyy @__totustuus Her family got her deported by trying to get me deported with false DV accusations that was investigated by social services who found it to be false and it backfired. She’s in Lagos, in her father’s house.

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

Marry someone who knows Jesus genuinely

Not a church goer

I’m not saying he or she plays Elevation worship on Saturdays when doing chores

I’m saying someone who has been to the cross and has met Jesus for real

It is the fear of God that keeps your spouse faithful

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of calling back when you are done instead. Airtime is far cheaper than brain surgery.

[IKENNA @kena_ewuru]

Make sure he finds out that you cheated o. Cheating without making him know is not “cheating back”.

[VILLAGE BOY ❁ @BroodaMee]

Just pour her small first make we see something

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

So this happened yesterday at the AMVCA too, if una no get light for una area yesterday, na the reason be this💡💜🙊

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This is what we are trying to change in Nigeria.

[DEMAGOGUE PhD.💘senior advocat @von_Bismack]

What Alex onyia is doing by calling out lecturers and schools for underperformance and sorting of exams will have a Southeast wide effect in the years to come.

He is singlehandedly rescuing the most important sector for our development. Huge I must say.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

I’ve received so many disturbing reports about IMO State University.

The students extortion, sorting and sex for grades in that university is on another level.

Students cannot speak up or they will be heavily victimized.

It’s a very terrible university.

We will identify the evil lectures, expose them and jail them.

These activities weakens the quality of our graduates.

We need to restore the glory of our institutions and start producing globally respected graduates that will lead the new workforce revolution in Africa.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

This is Dr Agbai Johnson Ukwa. He is the HOD of Anatomy Department, Abia State University.

I heard he extorts his students before grading them or they must fail or get a missing script.

The government should thouroughly investigate him.

Lets restore sanity in our universities!

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

You cannot sleep with a woman that doesn't want to sleep with you!

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Bought her a car, built her an app to ease her life, still paid her school fees in GBP.

just go to his page and type "my wife" - you cannot out lockin the way that guy was locked in.

All for what? To be cheated on?

Haba. Haba.

God abeg.

[VILLAGE BOY ❁ @BroodaMee]

@PenTitan Wahala 😂 🤣

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"Once you enter Business class, you no go fly economy again."
"Once you fly first class, you no go fly Business again."
"Once you fly private, you no go enter commercial again."

That is like saying nce you enter uber, you won't enter bus again or once you buy a car, you won't use uber again. Experience is not standard. You can give yourself a good experience without deluding yourself that it is your current standard.

Don't use pressure to run yourself into brokeness and depression.

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

How do you know a woman loves you more than you love her:

1. She respects you.

2. She’s submissive to your leadership.

3. She appreciates your efforts no matter how small.

4. She sees your mother as her mother not as a competitor.

5. She respects your family and takes everyone like yours.

6. When you are down, she is ready to lift you and support you.

7. She won’t put pressure on you and won’t compare you with any man.

8. She prays for you and makes your growth or progress a priority.

9. Whatever she owns, she sees it as family’s not hers independently.

10. She takes responsibility and she’s accountable.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Bruno Fernandes tells Sky: “I could have left Manchester United two years ago, or three years ago, I could’ve gone last season”.

“I really like to be at the club and I really think that being successful at this club is something that I would NEVER get being in ANY other club”.