Book Wellread

I've read so many FUCKING books

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True Detective (Season 5)

#truedetective #hbo #fax

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Is it a good thing if your vacuum cleaner sucks me off?

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Maybe the real Getting Pussy was the friends we made along the way

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@Red_Baron92 Nah this was in Lincoln Park Chicago. Now home to my favorite 7-11 cashier

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The cashier at 7-11 gave me a massage. It's gonna be a good week everyone 🙏

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@JoeyBednarski 100% happened. It was incredible

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I'm a jack off all penis. And a master of cum.

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Look I don't wanna hear another word about it, but my penis only does jizz now.

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@IdiotBrainGuy @hilaryagro As long as no one calls the police you're sane as can be player.

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What we lack in toilet paper we make up for in paper towels

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@manscaped do you think your big man trimmer will work on my pussy ass little balls?

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Bro, I'm just trying to get fucked up on Kratom so I can finally finish Harry Potter one. LAY OFF

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Butts in dicks. Fear the rear. Hail Satan. #NBAFinals

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But she anit messin with no broke- uhhh popcorn Tyler

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Spoiler alert: they crucify Knoxville at the end of Jackass 4.

"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is: dying for your sins"

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The club said to keep it clean so I've narrowed my hosting set down to only 3 cum jokes

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Train by day, Joe Rogan's golden retriever's instagram by night. ALL DAY!

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Hell yes.

This means the podcast and the three hosts we expect to still be alive in 2022 will also be back, baby!

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The person doing closed captioning is fucking sweating. Should just start writing in wingdings.

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In nature, it's actually the MALE seahorse that be shopping.