Brooklyn

Instagram: @b_crannn57 University of Cincinnati Alumni🖤❤️ Fur momma to Pumpkin, Peanut, Mac & Murphy 🐶🐱🐾

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

@frenchyfresh_ This is so wholesome I love your giant heart 🥺

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Archie. He said he was a chiropractor as a joke. This guy believed him and now he's in too deep. 13/10 really committed to the bit

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

@frenchyfresh_ THANK YOU naturally I know every word to a lot of these songs and Sam always looks at me like he’s just so embarrassed

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

Aren’t trends so dumb? You spend a ton of money to be in style then the next season they’re like, nevermind. Anyway. I just ordered my shacket. It’ll be here in three days.

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

I’m proud to announce, that after 26 years of life, I’ve finally seen Hocus Pocus.

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

Just overheard my husband compliment our dog’s nipples. So. There’s that.

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

She’s a beaut 💙💛 @Skyline_Chili

[Kalena @kalenakayy]

Call me Timmy Turner cause it’s fairly odd how I get fuckin treated around here

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

About a month ago, Sam tried various names on our dog to see which one he would respond to.

He responded to “Big Sexy”

Our 30 pound dachshund mix has henceforth been referred to as Big Sexy.

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

Sam & I in Vegas:

*Sam blows $100 playing Roulette*

Sam.. walking away from the table. “Man, roulette is fun! I wish I knew the rules”

Pls send help.

[jakegamez 💈 @jakegamez5]

My sweet baby is going to be a mom!! Couldn’t be more happy for her ❤️🐾

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

Conversation between me & my husband:

Sam: I’m gonna go to Target & pick up your Christmas present

Me: Does it rhyme with Shmair Shmods?

Him: ....yes

GUESS WHOS GETTING SQUARE RODS FOR CHRISTMAS 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

Just callin it how I see it

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

"the government has no business making me wear a mask" i say before i buckle my seatbelt, drive the speed limit to a restaurant built to code, eat food made in a state inspected kitchen, receive the heimlich maneuver from a waiter who learned it from a mandatory workplace poster,

[kallyn jo @kalnewp]

open ur snaps ur not a celebrity

[Brooklyn @BrookCranmer]

Earthquakes? Is that what you kids call it these days?

[MacKenzie Stephan @KenzieeStephan]

Finally realized I was never asking for too much, I was just asking the wrong person