Brooke Ronney

she/her

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

I forgot about this phenomenon where if I'm standing up while eating something yummy I mysteriously start dancing ie. happi toes

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

The only reason I know the difference between desert and dessert are from the emoji suggestions my phone shows me

[Pal Michaels @PalMichaelsV2]

Someone threw an all timer in the gc this morning

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Insane that all i was given for my IUD insertion was ibuprofen and a stress ball… I should’ve gotten a flask of whiskey and a leather strap to bite on like those guys who get their legs amputated in civil war movies

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

When Gwen stefani said I’m just a girl living in captivity, I felt that

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

“Mischief managed”
*closes Find Friends App*

[laurel @pigeoncowboys]

life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

it’s so weird that we were once just a cell and now we can put on lipgloss wow life is amazing

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

Literally why on earth would anyone hate gender fluid / non-binary people? Have you seen how pretty they are

[miss xo @venusian_doll]

my daughter gonna be real mad when i name her kaytranada boiler room montreal dj set

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

It’s just the fairy god mother’s version of I need a hero from Shrek

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

If you could choose any celebrity to follow you around all day and have a running commentary of your life who would it be and why is it Martin short

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

caffeine and weed should theoretically balance each other out but instead it feels like doing the cotton eyed joe to tracy chapman's fast car

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

A fun new bit Ive started is saying “everything’s made up and the points don’t matter” to literally everything

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

the tallboy is an incredible invention. “what if one beer, was two beers”

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

Going to the dentist today and I just want to apologize to my friends and family because I WILL be insufferable for the next week while I complain about my mouth

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

In a recent turn of events I seem to be obsessed with craft competition shows

[Brooke Ronney @BrookeRonney]

@aronney

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

yeah im down for a two party system, the party and the after party

[… @lurkmenistan69]

why do people above a certain age use “…” over text. it’s so ominous and threatening and for what 😭

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

Husband grabbed bagel sandwiches for breakfast (hunting)

I stayed in bed liking TikToks for us to watch later (gathering)