Brooke Tittle

I like my politics red, my wine white, and my skies blue. **Tweets do not represent the views of my employers**

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

Doorway to Paradise @ Caye Caulker, Belize Island https://t.co/YLN4h7c0QM

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

Chip, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey 🐒 @ Caye Chapel https://t.co/CJL1d8e9XT

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

Looking for a yard that’s big enough to fit the 500 dogs I’m going to adopt. This should work. @ Xunantunich https://t.co/k15dMxWept

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

Not another one of the engagement photos you’ve been scrolling through...
...just making out in a different country. @ Caye Caulker, Belize Island https://t.co/TDYQ5mZET6

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

These are not the drones you’re looking for...
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#hatchreels #simmsfishing #simmsflyfishing #hatchflyreels #belize #belizeflyfishing #flyfishing @ Caye Caulker, Belize Island https://t.co/dSDZKrShFC

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

@bcastra5 @BachelorABC @ABCNetwork I would honestly start watching it again if you were on it

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

@SouthwestAir getting home at 3am instead of the original 9pm is ridiculous. Will not be flying SW air anytime soon.

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

@SouthwestAir a 4 hour flight delay getting home, and now I have to sit an extra 30 mins to wait for a gate to open? This is a joke!

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

“Who is Justice Beaver?” @ Saint Petersburg, Florida https://t.co/zNl5EMz4AO

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Clyde. He was born with Cerebellar Hypoplasia. There’s no pain associated, he just has to work a little harder to get where he wants to go. 14/10 would wibble wobble with

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

You know you’re an adult when you find yourself getting excited about your favorite morning news reporter finally making weather girl.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human seems distracted. so i put my paw on their knee. and now they know. that whatever it is. we’re in it together

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was only outside for a minute. when a snowflake landed on my nose. i hurried inside. to show my stuffed fren sebastian. but by the time i found him. my wintery pal was gone

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

Thankful for THE Bucks🌰, dead ducks, and that Michigan still sucks! @ South Padre Island, Texas https://t.co/eBaEcYwZ9M

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

This game

[Matt Clawson @matt_claw]

*Playing Euchre*
“Pick it Up”

My brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it

Me: What’s trump again?

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

@ScoresbyJR proud of you

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the tiny monsters are on their way. and my job. is to hold a bucket of candy for them. i’m not allowed to have any myself. but i expect many pats for my services. and those are just as sweet

[Brooke Tittle @BrookeTittle]

LIVING for Cardi B’s insta videos rn

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. i’ll get really feisty. and nibble on the human’s sleeve. to remind them i am a descendant. of the mighty wolf