Brooke Van Eyk

I say the things I can’t say on Facebook here.

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My shoulders and back have been hurting a lot lately and I blame the weight of all my success I’ve been carrying around.

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@wellreadcoffee One time someone from Costa Rica tried to buy like $90 worth of pots and pans on my account, I felt kinda bad for them and almost let them buy it 💀

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@ShaqailleM Men, you heard her. It’s for her health

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@brainwormsssss Mountain Dew

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A girl brought her pet goldfish to the library last night to study, as a library worker it was my duty to tell her she is now required to bring her fish every time she enters the building.

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Publix is like the Chick-fil-A of grocery stores. So organized with cashiers who wake up each day with purpose in their life idk man walking into a Publix is a free therapy session.
@Publix

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Whenever I’m asked to share a fun fact ab myself my favorite thing to do is to casually tell everyone I backpacked across 6 countries over the course of 9 months when I was 19. Like yes I am the coolest person here thanks for noticing.

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I’m graduating soon and everyone is hitting me with “so what do you wanna do when you graduate?” Like fam idk we went through this same dilemma in high school. I’ll prob take another gap year

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@valencia_haynes Yo 💀

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I believe that there’s places and things in this world that show us glimpses of what hell is like, and sororities are one of those things.

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Me studying the route to the new place I’m going in depth on the gps bc I have a deep rooted fear about the possibility of parallel parking

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Sometimes I think I actually have clinical depression and then I leave my hometown and I’m like oh lol nvm

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Happy to announce I will be competing in the Olympics in jumping to conclusions.

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anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

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Someone hacked my Spotify and is listening to their own music and so I made them their own playlist titled ya moms a hoe.

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@valencia_haynes Hang on tight spider monkey

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@valencia_haynes 💀💀

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Update spring is gone so we’ll try for the summer.

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Me going into 2021 patiently waiting for my man to give me my ring by spring.

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If there’s anything I’m certain of in life is that if I carry for 9 months and bring life into this world I will not give birth to an iPad kid

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@wellreadcoffee I bought some cool rocks at a random rock show in town and idk I hope some wealth comes my way cause these stones are way too pretty not to be magical

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Ah yes it’s about that time again *binge watches the twilight series*