Brooke ✨

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

My therapist told me to “make dating more intentional”, so I opened Bumble, swiped left on 98% of men, and gave up.

Here’s to being single until the day I die :)

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Have to be in the office tomorrow with our whole 80+ person department, for the first time in years.

Do we think I can learn how to hide my facial expressions overnight?

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

I’m so sick of 95% of my family. Bunch of greedy fucking assholes 🙄

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

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[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Repost for a chance to win a game-ready ball from JV’s 2011 no-hitter, a bobblehead & a team-issued jersey!

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Doctors don’t make any damn sense to me. They roll up an hour after your appointment time, don’t address it, and spend all of 30 seconds telling you how terrible you are. But if I’m even a minute late to an appointment, they cancel AND charge me for it 😡

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

I lost power at 3am, but my parents, who live a street over from me, still have power. There were so few people affected (maybe 30 houses) that DTE was like “hm, weird, not detecting an outage there”. This is the luck I have 🫠

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

And people wonder why people have self esteem issues, damn

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Doctors are really something. Mine told me yesterday that my “weight is climbing again”… I’ve fluctuated 3 pounds in 7 months. While I understand that my weight is a struggle, and always has been, I don’t think “climbing” as fitting for this situation 🙄🙄

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Attending concerts after 30 should really come with a warning label to take the next day off work to recover

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Nothing beats that first night of sleeping in your own bed after vacation

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Why are we trained to allow family to step all over our boundaries simply because “they’re family”? Why do I need to feel like a bad person for being upset when someone hurts my feelings and then pretends it never happened when they need something from me?

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

I had a $1/gallon off at Kroger, and still spent $60+ to fill my tank. This makes me so ill 🫠

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Sometimes all you need is Chili’s and some tattoo therapy with your best friend @CarlyHatch_

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

But why does the dollar store dictator have to always be a topic of conversation during family dinner? 🙄

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Being single is all fun and games (it’s actually not, at all) until you need a ride to the airport and your parents will already be at your destination 🫠

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Man, my Nana is so hip at 85 years old. I’m about to buy her a kindle for Mother’s Day after years of trying to convince her to get one, I’m so excited

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Peeling like crazy from being fried at the Tiger’s home opener, so if you see me at the Tigers or Red Wings games today, make sure you don’t notice how ugly I am 🥰

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Got absolutely fried at the Tigers game today, and my skin is on fire. I’ve never been more thankful that I have cooling pillows to hug all night to soothe it

[Brooke ✨ @Brooke_Clark09]

Nothing like a major anxiety attack at midnight to help me finish my book, since I won’t be getting any sleep tonight

send help & sedation 🫠