brooke

what day is it?

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

i’m more interested in the people that value the quality of others than the quality of material.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

I just watched coyote ugly as a bartender yesterday. And the intrusive thought to spray water on customers today almost cost me my job.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

If you’re rizzing, you’re jizzing.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

I’m just sitting here thinking about how twenty one pilots totally changed the game.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Wasn’t expecting to be panting like a dog from only mowing half my lawn. RIP.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Go drink cow juice you freak

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Spectrum is literally ass. It would be cheaper to buy unlimited hotspot than to get robbed by this garbage ass service.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Also I want to irradiate that it was all bad things

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

My thoughts sound like a male narrated audio book at 2.5x speed

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

My thoughts sound like a male narrated audio book at 2.5x speed

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

“The hole retaliated”

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

HA. HHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ya feel?

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

My mom is the cutest thing ever

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Why is my switch taking 3 hours to update

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

How the hell do they expect me to wait until November 7th for the rest of outer banks..

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Nothing tastes better than a freshly packed bowl 😋

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Not me sobbing at the end of how to train your dragon 3

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Did I just take my dog for a 2:30am jog? Yup.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Manic rearrange my apartment? Count me in.

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Also, I’ve officially kept a lighter long enough for it to run out of fluid…

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Why does the air smell like hot dogs rn???

[brooke @Brooke_M_Wilson]

Also. Tell me how I’ve had 6 shots during my shift and I don’t even feel drunk???