brooke

it’s a dangerous time to be a friend of mine - i’m on the bad side of 25

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[brooke @BrookefastClub]

too many damn teenagers at the gym 🫩

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Would love to see a nice romcom at the movies but it’s 9 horror films and star war

[Project Hail Matty (❁´◡`❁) @FretCore]

I bring a sort of "Have you seen Project Hail Mary yet" vibe to the conversation that most people do not enjoy

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (panic attacks, grilling sausages, making no progress in therapy, pool nap, repeating the same mistakes, ice cream sundae dinner)

[raine @quiksilvcr]

can't believe i went to see project hail mary knowing literally nothing except that ryan gosling was in it and it ended up changing my life forever

[adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle]

moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”

[driis 🫧 @underwatersuds]

Me every day since 3/20/26

[@ jules || in the tower @lonelyisthejulz]

me to ANYONE who will give me a second of their time: hey have you seen project hail mary

[brooke @BrookefastClub]

i need to see project hail mary again tbh

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

[Global Box Office @GlobalBoxOffice]

Ryan Gosling’s PROJECT HAIL MARY ($285M) officially surpassed Timothée Chalamet’s DUNE PART II ($282M) at the domestic box office this weekend.

[Solitaire @strobelite_]

And for the lady perhaps extended 3 hour and 45 minutes Project Hail Mary cut on digital??

[brooke @BrookefastClub]

“no little mushroom, he was smashed” 😔😔😔

[brooke @BrookefastClub]

begging häagen-dazs to please bring her back 😭😭😭

[brooke @BrookefastClub]

i’m gonna get these scammers to leave me alone one way or another

[ck 🦭★ 🔜 TFCON TORONTO @ckiw_]

Going into PHM completely blind was so fucking scary I thought that rock died

[Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astro_jaz]

real