Brooke McCray Piper

Jesus lover. LSU, Southern Miss, and Phi Mu Alumna. Dog mom.

[Brooke McCray Piper @Brookempiper]

Adult probs are when you’re house hunting and someone snatches one of your faves from you. Better watch those car tires, Gail.

[Brooke McCray Piper @Brookempiper]

I finally get fat enough to appreciate high waisted bikinis and now I can’t find good ones anywhere. The struggle.

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This is my apology for wearing shorts in public today after months of no sun exposure.

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@SeanLowe09 You go to the closet and hug her until she agrees to follow you out.

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Swimsuit ads are out in full force and I’m like

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If you’re an anti-vaxxer, we can’t be friends. I don’t have money to put in your kid’s measles medical bills gofundme or polio wheelchair fundraiser.

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The fact that every NOLA @HamiltonMusical ticket is $200+ just makes me sad.

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@itstatyannag Charlie feels victimized.

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Beware the Ides of March

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@ChickfilA is the freaking MVP of life.

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@katiemarkey Yes! You can always extend a rental.

[Brooke McCray Piper @Brookempiper]

I have an appointment with an orthopaedic surgeon for my knee, David has stitches in his face, is this what they mean by the first year of marriage is the hardest? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #insickness #whereshealth

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@alexmarxin Meniscus. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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I’d feel better about completely destroying my knee if I was actually any good at skiing. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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SOS at the Piper house. We’re falling apart over here.

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@CopperMtn Power is back!

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@CopperCOMMS @CopperMtn Will any lifts/runs open for people staying on property?

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In elementary school when we would have read out loud to the class from the textbook I would literally count the kids in front of me and figure out what section I was reading so I could practice it before it got to my turn & I think that’s where my anxiety started.

[Brooke McCray Piper @Brookempiper]

The consequences of drinking too much at 26 are just cruel.