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Everything in Moderation... Including Moderation

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@RepThomasMassie Went from District Administrator to Bus Driver and no one wants to start with quick background check?

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@ChefGruel Ah yes, and when I think I have a fever, I press a thermometer to my forehead... Turns out, I only ever have a fever when I sit out in the sun for a while with a beanie on. Fevers are a hoax.

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@AmericaHopeful @FoxNews At least the doctor didn't say he was built like an NFL receiver.

6'3", 230lb my ass...

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@jbouie What kind of code words are they using to activate missile defense systems these days?

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Please let George Santos show up in drag tomorrow saying “George may have quit, but Kitara hasn’t.”

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@FrankMikeDavis1 Smart of them if you want to generate talking points like this... I think if you dug through history, you won't, you'd find a lot of examples like this.

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@RepMTG Step 1... photo op. Step 2... See step 1. Problem solved... you're welcome America!

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@ThatBenSheehan @RepAdamSchiff Did he attribute the quote to either of those people? There aren't even quote marks around what he said. I'm not sure what the point of this tweet is.

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@TheComingStorm7 @greg_price11 https://t.co/qJwq6c8Hon

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@greg_price11 I know it doesn't matter because no is going to look it up, but one thing every investigation, led by the right or the left, has agreed on so far is that Russians interfered with the 2016 election to help Trump. So you're upset with Raskin for being right.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Most predictable tweet after Congress recommends indictment of a former president goes to... you!! You won!!!

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@RonnyJacksonTX A source would really be helpful.

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@DonaldJTrumpJr That's a lot of banning and censorship to get rid of... *checks notes* banning and censorship...

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@NotlouisCk You should write a Black Mirror ep.

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@elonmusk Apparently the next move was to summon the trolls. Why am I still on here???

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@elonmusk Facebook's already got that covered.

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@CharlesWieand You're a nature type dude so you probably know this already, but mammals have sex that sometimes leads to offspring. Some of them even have a natural instinct to provide for and protect those offspring. So yeah, it does matter who I vote for... even after worms get their fill.

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@fasc1nate I'd be more impressed if they showed off one that could fold my laundry.

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@Variety Onward now to the system of peasants and sucker peasants!

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This baby keeps sucking on phone chargers. Pretty sure his real dad is an iPhone at this point.