Brookie

she/her | I’m your favorite preacher’s favorite preacher | I’m your dream-Chaplain’s dream-chaplain 💅🏻

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Amazing ad:

Evangelicals for Harris

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@AngryBlackLady I need this dress!!

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@AngryBlackLady And by “simple” I mean “accessible, beautiful, good”!!!

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@AngryBlackLady It’s such a simple way to live out Jesus’ words, “When I was thirsty, you gave me a drink”.

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@focusfronting Can we bring back gatekeeping

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@erinjeanwarde Lots of luck, friend!!

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@erinjeanwarde Do you do gel nails at home? They’re surprisingly forgiving and the polish is self-leveling so it tends to look great! If you can’t color inside the lines, just scrape with an orange stick before you cure them.
I love doing my nails but haven’t in the longest time due to my cats

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@theheatherhogan As a pastor I am particularly disappointed in your churchy neighbor. “When I was thirsty, you have me a drink”

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@AmberlyMace @heyletsmakestuf So many re-reads of soap bottles, air freshener cans…

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@sheologian Super dislike her being off my state’s coastline. I’m not familiar with offshore pests, but I hope the mosquitos find her and make her time here an itchy, humid hell.

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@AngryBlackLady Omg! Making you laugh is a dream come true!!!

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@AngryBlackLady

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But now I see Maggie Rogers is performing in Greenville next week? I must go. But with whom?!

[Brookie @BrookieS]

Going to see Chappell Roan in Columbia this week with tickets I bought months ago, and for once in my life I feel so ahead of the curve and like one of the cool kids.

Yeah, I have those cheap presale tickets!

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@nastywomanatlaw I made a t shirt quilt after college and am trying (and failing) not to form emotional attachments to t shirts again. Because what if I make a second t shirt quilt? And a third? When does it end? 😂

[Brookie @BrookieS]

I don’t always send my friends unsolicited and highly emotional novel-length text messages, but when I do it’s to @pastorkatelyn 💗

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@laurenbankert I got one yesterday! It was silly but I got offended they said “removed from the market” 😡 it wasn’t on the market! It was barely on the market when I bought it and it wasn’t even built then 😂

[Brookie @BrookieS]

The builders left some rebar sticking up out of my lawn and I can’t pull it up myself (but was told it is safe to do)

Lowkey thinking of hosting a Sword in the Sod party for the neighborhood and awarding a prize to the winner.

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@nastywomanatlaw Thank you! Surprised myself when I moved from San Francisco back to Lexington 😂 but really happy these days.

I hope you’re doing well, too! I get so excited to see hometown folks with similar politics/values. We’re kind of a rare bird around here!

[Brookie @BrookieS]

@nastywomanatlaw PS you probably don’t remember me, but we went to grade school together (not the same classes) 😊