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[NN @NnPnemck]

The left is so exhausting. Just relentless hysteria and drama 24/7. No rational thought, no calm, no peace…just endless, performative outrage. And the worst part is how manufactured it all is. The country was underwater in every measurable way for four straight years under Biden, and not a peep from any of them.

But now suddenly they’ve rediscovered “crisis” bc it’s politically convenient. Spare me.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

What he said

[b @BrookkJoy]

@kelseyinduhhood I want a Tesla

[WenisPiener @wenispiener]

@AlaskaAir my pilot just crushed 2 perc 30’s (I think) and is now live snorting via the cockpit intercom. Classy. Also there’s turbulence

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The slap was of course wrong Will is nuts but the people who pushed for the Iraq war and torture and private prisons acting aghast at violence is just somewhat funny

[b @BrookkJoy]

@JreAllen What

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

I think this was my favorite part of the episode.

[b @BrookkJoy]

@presleyc22 I’ve been grabbed by a homeless man walking to my car saying he’s gonna rape me and had 2 different homeless people come in my backyard. Some are harmless and some aren’t

[b @BrookkJoy]

@NessaL14 @BraedenCarnahan Honestly don’t know about this one ladies

[WenisPiener @wenispiener]

Bill Cosby be like: here’s your drink

[WenisPiener @wenispiener]

I literally already RSVP’d and bought an outfit for Betty Whites 100th

[b @BrookkJoy]

seeing your dogs paws paddle back and forth while their asleep is top 3 things in this world

[WenisPiener @wenispiener]

Spider They/Them

[b @BrookkJoy]

Moms be like omg this is so cute and it’s a baseball cap with an avocado on it

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

Love is getting scarier nowadays I’m just tryna fuck 💎

[AP Fact Check @APFactCheck]

Updating your voicemail’s outgoing message requires service or a connection. But a “tip” that’s been widely shared on social media wrongly claims people can do so when stranded without a signal to alert others of their whereabouts. Get the facts from @AP. https://t.co/wliRm0x9WY

[WenisPiener @wenispiener]

Enough of these mandates and how about some girldates am I right

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

the hbo max app is designed like they're mad at you for using it