AngryBrooklineTurkey

Hostile Tom Turkey of Brookline. I escaped Thanksgiving plates and now can be found creating havoc all over Brookline. Just a spokesturkey, not real.

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@lisalsong @NidhiSubs Lisa, first there was I, the OG. Keep it up and it'll be a swan song for you.

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@OnlyInBOS @ARLBostonRescue what on earth do you want me to do? Not like I can get a license to drive. It was harrowing on 93 with massholes

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@gnomerino Nomi, Nomi, Nomi! Watch yourself, we will attack if you keep this stalking up

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@DuskyWhateva what a fucking disgrace, at least honor us as a centerpiece to a holiday

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@wonderfuljokes shut your mouth opening wonderful

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@ayonker28 @kprosciutto next time you'll run so fast the other way! Turkey gonna get up on ya

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@th0mdunn_ebooks @RichtopiaCom @Richtopia oh, do you recall Thom? I recall you being a douche nozzle and I'm right. Watch yo back

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@WorldCatLady @_whitni @elikaortega who you calling little cat lady? Keep it up and your cats are my dinner

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@elikaortega @WorldCatLady @_whitni @dancohen consider yourself
Icky Elika, if I see you, you will regret it #cluck

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@gnomerino Nomi, your getting too close, I'll hit you so hard that hat gets knocked into tomorrow

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@AndrewZimolzak no, you won't catch me with a that flock! You won't be be able to get so close to me Mr. Z

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@EricWharton125 your profile pic is freaking me out. Stay in your lane bozo

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@gnomerino you again, keep your distance or I'll knock that hat so far off your he'd you'll be looking for big pali

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@TomMullen8 @universalhub @BrooklineTAB oh tom, like you would really do something. You would be screeching like a baby when I get up on you

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@angiefrissore @universalhub I'll slam that door in yo face Angie. Then hit you with my backside.

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@universalhub how else would one attack a suburban if not aggressively? Also, female suburban driver....deserved it. #amiright

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@BeLev don't get any closer sweet cheeks or I'll take a bite out of your rump roast

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@finzfan47 @colleenglenney @universalhub for sure. We run this town, chode

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@colleenglenney @universalhub oh my! Your lucky sweet cheeks, next time I'll butter you up and slap you around

[AngryBrooklineTurkey @BrooklineTurkey]

@cutefuzzy_ the shock and horror!!! How did your persevere. Get a grip. Your next chode.