Michael Emperor

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@girlziplocked I'm old enough to have seen them perform live!

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@girlziplocked Aren't we all? Well, at least until we hit the terlet.

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@DrDKilpatrick @USMNT @USSoccerHistory

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

This saint patricks day the Irish are gonna stagger out into the brutal sober dawn, drink a few bottles of whiskey and fuck some stray dogs before passing out in the dumpster, just like they do the other 364 days a year.

Enjoy Arby’s ☘️

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@girlziplocked I would be shocked and appalled.

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@girlziplocked The Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon.

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@_Heavy_69 @nihilist_arbys What, me worry?

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@yipzzz I miss the heck outta you, Steve!!

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

You’re gonna get some disease and die alone in the dark after a long protracted suffering in a roach infested hospital bed. May as well get some beef and cheddars while you still can.

Enjoy Arby’s.

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@mtaibbi Did I stutter?

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@FS1 How do you *possibly* mention all the #10s in #CopaAmericaFINAL, and *not* mention Pele!?!??

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@AOC What does that have to do with anything?!?

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@pinfurna_ Mosholu Parkway 4 line.

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@nihilist_arbys This is not up to your usual fone standard.

[Canary Cast @CastCanary]

✅ 84 g/a in 3 years

✅ One of the best strike ratios in the club's history

✅ Top goalscorer every season he's been at Norwich

✅ 2 Championship titles

✅ Transfer fee cost less than a Fredo

Teemu Pukki= 🐐 #ncfc

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@TalkNorwichCity @WhoScored What, no Pukki??

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Sentience is nothing but a brutal torture laden prison sentence mashed between two eternities of black nothingness.

You are nothing.

Eat Arbys

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@CantWhipARabbit @91Butch What does that have to do with anything? I know I'm feeding a troll here, but nonetheless. What team *do* you root for, if any?

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@CantWhipARabbit @91Butch Doesn't matter to me, but you ain't an Isles fan, so be it.

[Michael Emperor @BrooklynEmperor]

@CantWhipARabbit @91Butch Sez the fan of the team outside the playoffs presently, 🤪😉