Brooklyn Woodbeck

One day, I am gonna make the onions cry. MPhil Finance holder, Senior GIS, APSU. Searching for sanity and satire.

[Julius Kwame Anthony 𓃵 @fatheranthoni]

Nyame na w’aka sɛ ɔbɛhyira yɛn. Done, sealed and declared in accordance with his will.

[Torgbuigà @Mr_Ceyram]

If the giver is not careful, the beggar will build a house before him

[nana aba @thenanaaba]

Putting yourself forward for an election, losing publicly, owning it without excuses and still having the courage to try again is one of the greatest demonstrations of courage.

And since we’re trading popular sayings, here are two for the day:

1. The man who never fails is usually the man who never tries.
2. Only a fool mistakes failure for foolishness.

Bonus: Men are their own enemies.

[a.wuah_ @dizzy10_]

Walahi me sef fit beat this one apuu🤣🤣🤣

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

Comunicado Oficial.
https://t.co/zzw6oJWY0C

[Mr. Page @Mcfc_page26]

This Rui Pinto guy says he has more information about us. I have never seen a more heartless man like this in my life. 💔

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Após a conferência de imprensa do Selecionador Nacional, e no seguimento de uma conversa com o Presidente da Federação Portuguesa de Futebol, tomei a decisão de deixar o estágio da Seleção Nacional.

A seu tempo, direi a verdade a todos os Portugueses sobre as razões que motivaram a minha saída da equipa nacional, à qual sempre me dediquei.

Agora é tempo de desejar boa sorte a Portugal e a todos os meus companheiros de equipa, sem exceção.

[MARCA @marca]

#Lomásleído | La conspiración de que Vinicius no es Vinicius y fue reemplazado tras el Mundial: CIA, reptilianos, tatuajes...
https://t.co/yLv33zkm00

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Year 14! ¡Vamos! 🙏🏽🔥

[Julius Kwame Anthony 𓃵 @fatheranthoni]

It’s vulnerability to even answer this question. We will keep to ourselves.

[VIEW @viewsoff]

Capri, Italy 🇮🇹

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[🇱🇷UGLYBOY with SEXYMONEY🇬🇭 @MisterChances]

E get some area if woman dey stay , no try visit am.

1. KASOA
2. ASHAIMAN
3. TESHIE
4. NUNGUA
5. AGBOBA
6. DODOWA
7. OYIBI
8. KPONE
9. LAPAZ
10. BURMA CAMP

BONUS;

11. BLEACHED GIRLS
12. GIRLS WITH GUCCI & LV BEDSHEETS
13. GIRLS WITH FAKE VAN CLEEFS
14. NURSE
15. INFLUENCER

[Don @Opresii]

You can’t demand loyalty when you weren’t there for the struggles unless if you’re coming with your own bread

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is the future we shall bring into being

[Ukemeobong Akpan @AbleJacks]

Refusing to pray because of the guilt of your sins is like refusing to take your bath because you are dirty.
Pray!!!!

[GodlyAction @GodlyAction]

Never.

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

give women free tickets to your show first, you fool.

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Obviously it should be illegal for a female president to get pregnant right? Like cuz what if she gets postpartum depression and blows up a country

[HitMan-Izzy @IzzatElKhawaja]

Introducing my woman to my boss and my colleague goes, “So, you’re the new one?” And my woman goes, “Yes, and the last one.” Damn🙂‍↕️