Brooks

Just here for the jokes

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

THE BEST VIDEO TO EVER EXIST https://t.co/Ztkwn08sYm

[Phillip Barnett @regularbarnett]

When you're a tree and she's ready to take over for the 99 and the 2000.

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

Last time I looked at a map, Kansas was to the left of Iowa. I know y'all like gerrymandering and what not, but those districts are gonna be tough to cut

[Zach Lahn @ZachLahn]

@garonsen 1) Truth matters (I know this is tough for the radical left - I’m happy to give examples if needed)

2) The “trivial detail” you’re referencing you *personally* highlighted as crucially important and negative for me.

There is one standard on the left. It’s a double standard.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

First loss since April 23 for the Knicks. Everything that musty bitch touches with his sausage fingers turns to shit.

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

@DragonflyJonez He was so good at his job that his nickname was The Worm. Nobody else has ever been called The Worm in a complimentary manner

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

@DragonflyJonez The Frenchman gonna put up 75-28-12-7

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

Trying to explain Wemby to my parents is like like trying to explain rap to my parents. Like, I understand y'all grew up in a golden age, but this is different. And it's pretty god damn good

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

The real bullshit is that I've been watching the Avalanche get pummeled and I could've been watching the most insane athlete I've ever seen play basketball

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

@jemelehill Pre-Algebra??? Ain't no way

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

The Avalanche don't scare anyone come playoff time. God dammit

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

The Avalanche really are the hockey version of the Braves. I'm too old to change teams, but gaaaahd dammit

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

Maddux and Glavine could paint corners. Know what you need in the playoffs? Strikes and heat. Smoltz came through

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

Y'all eve heard Bubba Sparxxx hollering about booty whilst grown adults are trying to be serious? Me neither

[Jason Maples @jjmaples55]

The best defensive rating in the playoffs is 103.6

The worst defensive rating in the playoffs is 127.2

They go from the best defense to the worst when he sits.

This is the best basketball player in the world

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

5 unanswered goals. Adam Foote would never. Fuck these dudes

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

@hollinger Rhubarb Jones sounds like the midwest version of Ms. Cleo. "Ring me now on the dialaphone for your free prognasticatin and such"

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

LOL

[Michael Scotto @MikeAScotto]

Kenny Atkinson was asked if he thought of benching James Harden on defensive possessions at the end of Game 1. He replied, “No. He’s been one of our best defenders in these playoffs. I trust him. Smart. Great hands. Didn’t think about that.”

[Brooks @Brooks4Real]

That Chuck would give this Wemby the blues. And that's ok

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Victor Wembanyama is the first player with 35 points and 20 rebounds in a conference finals game since Charles Barkley in 1993 👽

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

And Chuck had 40 and 20 in a WCF GAME SEVEN to send PHX to the Finals in 93. There were people on here a couple weeks back saying Draymond was better. I saw them! And I’ll never forgive them.

[bomani @bomani_jones]

buddy that guy don’t seem real