Brooks Kattka

Brooks Kattka. I am the official cat of Brooks Koepka. Not affiliated with Brooks Koepka. #TeamBrooks Golf. Cats. Food. My collar is made by Gucci bro.

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Sorry I didn’t get it done this year at @TheMasters but I’ll be back next year. Thankful to the members and staff of Augusta National for all of their hard work and dedication to provide such an amazing event. It is truly the best major in all of golf. -Brooks K.

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@BowTied_Golfer You can tell it’s a great golf club if the club sandwich is elite. Toasted Sourdough, Dijon Mustard, Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef, Bacon, green leaf lettuce (not iceberg), vine ripened tomato, a crispy crunchy bread and butter pickle, Swiss AND Colby Jack cheese (preferably Tillamook)

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@heyshipz A fresh litter box

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@laz_versalles I could but I’m a cat who stands on business and I don’t wanna be known as some dog who just rolls over when challenged…

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@shakeitupbabyy Well I don’t have any money… because I’m a cat. So neener neener.

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@DatBoyCanGolf69 That’s my dog

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@shakeitupbabyy You’re clearly transcatphobic. How dare you. I won’t even waste my good cat litter on you.

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@shakeitupbabyy I am literally THE CAT

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@PGATOUR @the_cognizant @FDSportsbook @Golfbet Andrew Putnam

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@laz_versalles

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@BlueWahoosBBall When is it being your cat to the ballpark night? I get lonely when the humans leave

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@JackKennedy

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@headlikahole A bigger sin is you not once offering to fill my fucking food bowl and instead peddling your weird only fans smut. Like can a fucking cat just get some fucking Nine Lives or something? SHIT!

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@lintobean @StiggytheStyg @headlikahole I need to be fed. It’s been 3 hours and I can see the bottom of my bowl.

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@StiggytheStyg @headlikahole I’m literally a cat.

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@headlikahole Ok ok we get it. You let dudes do anal on the first night and have had more abortions than you’ve had jobs… but this ain’t it chica

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