Brooks Koepkuck

I love sorority girls and dui’s

War Damn | GTHOM | PM Size L Wearer | +2.2 Handicap | Pony Tailer | High Noon Enjoyer

[Brooks Koepkuck @BrooksKoepkuck]

absolutely elite pull at the bar tn #expand

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“so which frats get sendy down here?” #highschool

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worse than hitler #shrinkthegame

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a mariachi band playing the national anthem. what has this country come to #mnf #gulfofamerica

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send them back north #fuckauburnpike #fagoftheweek

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type of shit that pops up when i’m broke #teasing

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not even noon on first gameday and i’m already getting rack attacked #hellyeah

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@TubbyFleet7p larp

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@TubbyFleet7p freshman please stay away from this man for your own safety

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lineups gotta be terrifying with this guy #icantseehimsirboss

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#nuke

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no straw no fork no sauce #mre

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@TubbyFleet7p views so bad we’ve resorted to selling our body for clicks #smh

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interesting wedge stamps #watdatmean

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it is 8:42 pm and i am already popping a liquid iv

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the whale is dead #crownforlife

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the dude in the stall next to me is watching ufc highlights on full fucking volume #respect

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@TubbyFleet7p get your ass to work

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i love golf but who tf wants to wake up at 3am to watch the open #fuckeurope #shrink

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McGregor looks like a fucking hog rider in that tight ass suit #clash