Simon Brooks

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

*Hits blunt*

"Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?"

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

[App test] Help, my nan just stubbed her toe while watering her broccoli garden and is bleeding profusely! My number is 07988123456 #first2me

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

[APP TEST] Help, my nan just stubbed her toe while watering her broccoli garden and is bleeding profusely. Ambulance on the way but will take 20 minutes. My number is 07987123456 #first2aid

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

Testing testing 123 #first2me

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

Momentarily waking up the eldritch beast that is my twitter to test our new app #first2me

[gorillaz @gorillaz]

HOME

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

I must say my faith in both MI5 and tippex have taken quite a knock.

[Paul Chuckle @PaulChuckle2]

Gun smokin for #Hitman 6. A must get to me or to you?

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

PICTURED: Donald Trump finishing the final draft of his "sexy Pokèmon" fan fiction

[☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @AnOrangeSNES]

Hail Hydra

[Ultra Music Festival @ultra]

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@Pendulum

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

Happy President’s Day

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

An RPG shaped by YOUR choices! EXPLORE, TALK, FIGHT or SNEAK in The Churchill Tower in 2042! #towergame https://t.co/20bpK9x0n7

[Simon Brooks @Brooksie_97]

@NetherRealm The part when you alienated 500,000 of your playerbase

[Takahata @Takahata101]

- Sanders leading the polls
- Hilary floundering
- TFS Nearly at 2 Million
- Robot Wars coming back

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

4.24.16

#GoTSeason6

[Cllr Ben Cooper @BenCooper86]

Whenever my niece sees David Cameron she says: "He's the silly man who looks like a train" - this is said train: