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If you can own it you can suck it. #Bananas #HotWheels

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I can take anything in my hand at this point.
Don't worry, I can swallow.

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So what's your favorite hate crime? #HipCheckingTheDeaf #ProtectThisHouse #Cracker

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He's really really good with his mouth. #Multilingus

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Team motto: butter your buns, not your sausage.

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You can use the tongue but the finger is even easier!

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Long story short, I bought some old bananas.

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Find the Christmas pickle? I'm so good at this game.

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Malort's quality control is so bad sometimes you get a good bottle. #WhiskeyTears

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My mom's 75 and a dancer in Vegas. #5YearsWithMAMA

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"He was so cautious all game, but now he's just drippin dick down the drain"

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And this conversation is the chlamydia.

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"Why are you grinding on an empty wine cooler?"

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"Are you drinking white wine?"

"Yeah, ever since iiii poured it."

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Hashtag me too, it's all about the fist.

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This is the first bar of Christmas. #ChrismasIsJune

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How do you win? Is it first to 14?

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Malort tells it's story in your mouth.

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She wants three inches.

In girth?!?!?!

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"Happy pooping a fleshy turd!"