Kyle Ruzicka

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

All I can think about is basil fried rice..

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

If there was a Boba place near our home, I’d have to get a second job to feed my wife’s addiction.

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

President Trump was just offered up, on a silver platter, the chance to emphatically denounce white supremacists in front of tens of millions of voters.

All he could manage to muster: "Stand back and stand by."

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

Ha

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

@JTaps128 @DiannaHilgendo2 @pantomath__ @realDonaldTrump C##

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

@JTaps128 @DiannaHilgendo2 @pantomath__ @realDonaldTrump C##

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

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[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

My 4 year old just asked for a Cesar salad with freshly squeezed lemon on it for an after dinner snack. #ParentingWin

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

why is my radio trying to play me this morning?! @JoeAndAlexShow

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

When you finally pay off your iPhone that you’ve had for 2 years and you drop and crack the screen somehow. (With an otter box and a screen protector on it)

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

What’s worse that your baby waking up in the middle of the night to drink a bottle for 20 minutes? Sleeping all night, then waking up at 445 and being ready for the day. 😴😴😴😴

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

When you hear the baby moving in the monitor and you sit completely still and in silence hoping they go back to sleep. Even when on the complete opposite end of the House with two doors closed between you.

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

Currently being lectured by my 3 year old because I keep fast forwarding through a recording of the olympics when the US is not skiing and she said not to... apparently she was watching that and I “need to stop clicking buttons.”

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

Black & white mocha from starbucks. 👍🏼

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

The FCC just voted to hand control of the internet over to giant internet companies, but this isn’t over. Congress must step up to repeal this rule, restore net neutrality protections, and defend a fair and open internet.

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

@JoeAndAlexShow It doesn’t get a bath for a few hours after birth

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Puerto Rico Governor hopes 2 restore 95% of power by December. Until then, maybe Trump supporters could donate some of their tiki torches.

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

You know it's too early when the dogs won't even get out of bed. 😴😴😴

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

@jlmathews2 https://t.co/ry2gVr8UBj

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

So beautiful...

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

@vkaitruzicka for maverick for Easter? https://t.co/osWu4khrUb

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

omg 😂😂😂

[Kyle Ruzicka @Brootal2Step]

@vkaitruzicka This is everything! 😂😂😂 "we treat you like we treat your luggage"