Boris Johnson

Foreign Secretary, Lord of Cair Paravel, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Lion. Parody. Whiff Whaff enthusiast.

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

@realDonaldTrump don't worry buddy, withdrawal works for me every time #winning

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

You had me at coming. https://t.co/F9ne0pJBTV

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We are making great progress with healthcare. ObamaCare is imploding and will only get worse. Republicans coming together to get job done!

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

This is how a real politician hacks #borisjohnson https://t.co/W2cukW5rJe

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

I'd tap Melania. Or Ivanka. Or Tiffany. Or Eric if I've been drinking. #trumptower

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

Mmm can't wait ;-) https://t.co/D3SRCBK96s

[CNN @CNN]

Melania Trump announces that the White House will be reopened to visitors starting next month https://t.co/9hjw2jaNec

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

I wanted to buy #ivankatrump underwear but they didn't have any used ones #borisjohson

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

I taught him everything he knows #thuglife "Nigel Farage shares £4m bachelor pad with politician 15 yrs his junior" https://t.co/FbXdLQ0xoS

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

We heard you the first time. Jeez. https://t.co/UfvGIExrB7

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

I wish you fortune in the wars to come. https://t.co/4dFXxSoB28

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Iran has been formally PUT ON NOTICE for firing a ballistic missile.Should have been thankful for the terrible deal the U.S. made with them!

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

You're welcome. https://t.co/W82xb07lqF

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

And I'll be right over here not giving a fuck. https://t.co/2dVWBEkwUL

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Hillary Clinton to deliver 2017 commencement address at Wellesley College https://t.co/3uT9JKxypI

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

I came here to play whiff whaff and be offensive. And I am all out of whiff whaff balls. https://t.co/NG9VZYTF8d

[Jamie Anderson @ImJamieAnderson]

@BrorisJohnson that's just plain offensive 😉

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

@Nigel_Farage are you going to let him give you shit like that? Fuck him up Nige, I've got your back https://t.co/DlDHmocZ6h

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

@ImJamieAnderson

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

I left your wife's arsehole in a worse state than I found it... #BorisJohnson #BorisisBack #GeorgeOsborne https://t.co/zVWHHRZb0u

[George Osborne @George_Osborne]

It's been a privilege to be Chancellor these last 6 yrs. Others will judge - I hope I've left the economy in a better state than I found it.

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

This calls for a sexy party! #BorisJohnson https://t.co/ORr8CEJsvC

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Boris Johnson appointed UK foreign secretary in Theresa May's new cabinet https://t.co/G3svvIMTN1

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

You had me at "dicks fuck arseholes" #NigelFarage #BorisJohnson #Brexit https://t.co/PGuIt88mhD

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Today I have decided to stand aside as Leader of @UKIP. I have got my country back, now I want my life back https://t.co/gUiXrfBQnP

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

Ooh a vacancy... #NigelFarage #UKIP #BorisJohnson #Brexit https://t.co/PGuIt88mhD

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Today I have decided to stand aside as Leader of @UKIP. I have got my country back, now I want my life back https://t.co/gUiXrfBQnP

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

#MichaelGove

[Boris Johnson @BrorisJohnson]

Why are you all surprised I pulled out? I love pulling out at the last minute. #BorisJohnson #ConservativeLeadership #Brexit