Bro Dave's Bulge

I know more than you but I'm not an expert

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

#ManCrushMonday

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

My bulge senses are tingling!

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

I sleep standing up watching teenage guys

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

Do you know what it feels like to carry a basketball in your pants 24/7?

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

Can't wait to get rid of these faggots #retreat

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

This thing adds an extra 15 pounds #bulge

[Bro Dave's Bulge @BrosBuldge]

Bow down to the bulge