Broseph Stalin

Constantly competing with the USA for best nation in the world! We have successfully infiltrated the mainland through a Highschool classroom.

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@CliffOwens WHO

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Hey @JoeStalin14 don't get too full of yourselves, no one can beat the OG stalin, #aintnoparty

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Going through the other inferior twitter accounts, we all know who's boss #aintnoparty

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@jeane_mortenson You know that's right!

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@jeane_mortenson Not to worry Ms. Monroe, we gave Laika enough food to last a whole lifetime!!! 🐶🍌🍌🍌🍌

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@CliffOwens I bought 3 frozen pizzas

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@CliffOwens Why buy water when there's a ton of water outside?

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@CliffOwens Pfffft you call those protests? Where I come from they're called family reunions

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Dang @CliffOwens has found my weakness..."Friday" by Rebecca black in Mandarin Chinese. This will be harder than I thought...

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

We have established a base of operations on the mainland, thanks @CliffOwens for allowing me to slowly take over your class from the inside

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Why do most Russian students fail American tests? Because they can't use capital letters or question Marx

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

That's me in my younger years https://t.co/aQc0j7obhf

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Hmm, just heard about the rise of the Viet Cong in Vietnam... and they're pro-communist... maybe the USSR should support them...
#foreshadow

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

@America who names their first thermonuclear bomb Ivy Mike???
How about something cooler like Ivy Nuke
#thermonuclearbombs

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Just heard the new Fallout game is about China's " FALL OUT" with the Soviet Union over how Moscow has peace in the WEST
#pungame2strong

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

OML has anyone here heard of Elvis Presley's first hit "Heartbreak Hotel?" I LOVE it!!!
#1956 #ElvisPresley #HeartPresley

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Ooh, The Cranes Are Flying seems like a good Soviet movie
#1957 #useforextrapopcorn

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

So the U.S. just made the polio vaccine was just created
A little too late am I right FDR?
#1953 #SAVAGE #nochill

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Khrushchev, why you do this to me! I thought we had something special!
#KhrushchevThaw

[Broseph Stalin @BrosephStalin15]

Well the Korean War ended and I was just starting to enjoy it
#1953 #disappointed #nowIhaveextrapopcorn