“don’t toss stones from a glass house” im tossing grenades. fuck you buddy. i’m not even in a glass house. or any house. i’m outside YOUR house throwing straight fucking grenades.
I hope my future bridesmaids know me well enough to recognize that I don’t want a “cursive font pun banner with a drawing of an Aperol Spritz on it” type of bachelorette party. I want to do Jackass stuff
Using flock cameras to watch a man drive from Wisconsin to a Michigan dispensary only to pull him over for possession when he got back home is so interesting to me when an estimated 460,000-600,000 children go missing in the US every year.