John Cavil

Being the best machine I can be in this flawed body

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I already had perfected "rebooting"... why must this happen. https://t.co/K1fcg849HN

[John Cavil @BrotherCavil]

@TweetQTV someone isn't happy with the defense.

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Anyone know where I can buy some nukes? #firstworldproblems

[John Cavil @BrotherCavil]

What I learned from the Xbox One reveal... all EA sports games will cut to bullet time before something cool happens.

[John Cavil @BrotherCavil]

. @galentyrol in a word... yes... I would have had you guys watch each one as well.

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. @galentyrol I was never able to get a good discount on bullets, that is why we started with the nukes in the first place.

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Gun laws that outlaw scary looking guns don't fix anything. Cylons don't care about such silly laws, nor do the bad guys.

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I found a new reason to nuke the planet. The new iPhone Charger is 10 dollars more at an AT&T Authorized Dealer vs direct from Apple.

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You know what keeps me moving in the morning, the fact that one of these days humans are going to get wiped out again.

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You know the worse part of there only being one of me, one of us cannot go to work while the rest sleep in.

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@galentyrol I am not the one that killed your wife... nor am I the one what when all whinny about it and screwed up a good deal.

[John Cavil @BrotherCavil]

Now that there is only one of me... updating twitter is low on the list of stuff to do.

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@galentyrol still living in denial that you are Santa Clause?

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The only reason it's colder outside then it is in the office, is because it's snowing outside.

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Spilled my morning coffee all over the place. What I would give for a nuke.

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Yes @galentyrol, even after everything I do. Always assumed there would be time to nuke all planets.

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Watching my friend's house. Fedex will not release package unless I am there when they should up. Wish I could just take it via force.

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Somehow the pizza place doesn't understand how to use their pos system. I wish I could nuke this planet.

[John Cavil @BrotherCavil]

@bnroberts while my line was never boxed I did my fair share of boxing.

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@bnroberts why thank you.