1611 KJV only. Gentle persuader and pounding oldpaths legalism into all men, women, and children until they conform to the rules set forth by the RDMOG!
Went to the Pig to prepare for this evening’s revival in the produce section, and they already have that secular Christmas music blaring on November 4th. Time for some parking lot preachin’.
@TheLovingPastor I think the MOG that gets the highest number of re-salvations should either get a teeth whitening kit from Dr. Phil Kidd or a 1% discount on Kidd’s toupees and hair growth stimulants. Even better, one exorcism performed by Kidd in your home.
@TheLovingPastor HAYMAN!! Cant imagine a Biblical sermon that doesn’t include Tony’s made up beliefs and references to Marilyn Manson and Lady Gaga. Only the MOG can tie all that together.
@TheLovingPastor Look up here and hand me a turkey leg cause it’s preachin time. If you ain’t baptized the same way the thief on the cross was then you ain’t saved. Now give me some gravy and a dozen biscuits.
@TheLovingPastor HAYMAN!! That lust is not always sexually connotation. Sometimes that just is to be so morbidly obese that you are the same size and weight as a school bus! Bless Gawd for the righteous MOG like Tony
@TheLovingPastor This numerology blessed me. I learned that some months have 28 days. I took it upon myself to break that number down and add it up and lo and behold I reached 10.
@TheLovingPastor Well the KJB only MOG will receive any remaining assets including monies, vehicles, furniture, and Golden Corrall gift certificates purchased as presents for high school seniors and new widows