David Parker

I'm an urban legends guy, which is why I'm into any urban legend, especially the ones people may have heard before. | Gothic | Tribal | Cultural | Other

[David Parker @BrotherDave913]

I've come up with the most fucked up shit that made me laugh. I made a comic about something crazy, and it's a Minecraft theme. This is gonna get crazy.

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@_we_love_food Cream cheese.

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Oh, my god.

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Look what I found.

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@DrinkAriZona You're on! #AriZonaIcedTea

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X people and their "threads." When I was a kid, we used to post crazy shit all the time. Especially on 4chan.

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'Wanna see something cool? It's Mickey Mouse and the others going to war.

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I'll just leave this here.

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@PinkSheepx That's fake, but their idea of what they're going to do is not.

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@X You shot the birdie down.

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Endermen's Doll Collection

Featuring three endermen, Barbie, Bratz (Cloe, Sasha, Yasmin, and Jade), Princess Peach, and Donkey Kong

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I hate my community's wifi.

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@operagxofficial National Geographic. My favorite childhood magazine.

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@_we_love_food Goulash. I used to eat those all the time. I would also rhyme my friend's name with gosh, since his name is Josh.

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@SnoopDogg Never been better.

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@Minecraft 🐺🍞🍉🍒🎃

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Never mind.

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Is there anybody who's Native American here? Because I got a question.

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We had a wild dog in the house! (Not really.)

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Sasha Gets Fired

Featuring Sasha, Jade, and Cloe
I thought about posting this on TikTok because of that audio I came across while minding my own business. Also, I know Sasha's black. I was going to do the OG Bratz, but I thought it'd be awkward, so I chose the new series instead

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@WebDesignMuseum It looks like an old website.

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@3letter_ Ah, yes. One of my favorite childhood companies that produce cartoons.