Eli

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[Eli @BrotherEli_]

“When I undertook to sound the doctrine of ‘Mormonism,’ I found it impossible to take hold of either end of it; I found it was from eternity, passed through time, and into eternity again.”

-Brigham Young

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

Instagram is for girls

TikTok is for adults who are children

Facebook is for boomers

Snapchat is for hookers

X is for ______________

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Geiger_Capital Instagram is for girls

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@kelandren3 That is so amazing Renee! Congratulations! 👏

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@sola_chad

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@LargeInStature_ JK Rowling is brilliant!

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@MitchWeight

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

Attributing the position of Mission AP to one of status and prestige may be the most stupid cultural phenomenon to ever exist in the faith.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@HB2552876 Honestly, Idk. I just want BYU to win.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

I had a dream last night that BYU lost to TCU.

It was horrible.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

I saw this comment recently.

Really well illustrates a big issue with our modern dating culture:

“I’m trapped in a generation where I don’t know whether to buy her flowers, or ignore her, to get her to like me.”

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@nihilists4jesus What about Greece Fork? How about Brazilian Fork?

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@GeorgiaCougDawg Nope and I’m happy I wasn’t.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@provomitch Lol. Unfortunate

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@daren_collins @GeorgeWTrumpWon Sounds like the best of the best.

So sorry to hear, but so happy/inspired hearing the faith and conviction you share in seeing him again.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@LDSLaw I’m truly sorry.

Honestly the older I’ve gotten the more I dislike the heat.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@TrentRead lol. Honestly I’m happy I never was put in that calling.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@EricCMeadows Cottage cheese is a staple for me brother!

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@RykerJackson97 Lmao. You seem unreasonable ;)

[Mark Manson @Markmanson]

The most destructive word in the human language is "deserve." Wars start with it. Relationships die from it. Most of us torture ourselves with it daily.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

Definitely was not on my 2026 bingo card

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘THE MAN WITH THE BAG’, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa.

The film follows Santa Claus as he enlists the help of a petty criminal after his sack of presents is stolen.

Releasing December 2 on Prime Video.

[Eli @BrotherEli_]

@ThoughtfulSaint @Lets_Talk_HC “One of your friends tried to do that with me in Utah…..”

Yeah, and he freaking obliterated you into the ozone layer.