Auczema

COYS

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

🥇 Most international goals (146)
🥇 Most international appearances (233)
🥇 Most World Cup goals for Portugal (11)
🥇 Only player to score in SIX different FIFA World Cups
🥇 Most goals scored at Euros (14)

Cristiano bows out of international football as a living legend 👏

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The award for Best Chant of the 2026 World Cup goes to the England fans

[Mitch Jackson, Esq. @mitchjackson]

Fun fact for the $10 billion lawsuit crowd.

The IRS leak that exposed Donald Trump’s tax returns happened between August 2019 and November 2020.

405,427 other taxpayer returns were also leaked.

Trump was president. His own pick, Charles Rettig, ran the IRS. The contractor who did it, Charles Littlejohn, worked on a Trump-era IRS contract and is now serving five years in federal prison.

On January 29, 2026, Trump sued the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion over a breach that happened on his watch, under his commissioner, by a contractor his administration paid.

He is suing the federal government he ran, for failing to stop a leak that occurred while he was running it.

The taxpayer foots the bill either way.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Every school needs a ballroom.

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

It feels like New York is in a different world from the rest of the US and I'm so jealous

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the concept of starting a war to distract from the epstein mess and then bringing back epstein to distract from the war mess

[Janice Hough @leftcoastbabe]

Hillary Clinton's private email server was front page news for weeks.

Meanwhile FBI Director Kash Patel's private emails are hacked - and shared publicly - by Iran and it barely makes headlines for a day.

[Circe @vocalcry]

Everything is perfectly clear. Iran could not be allowed to get a nuclear weapon, which they have been months away from developing for well over a decade.

Also, Trump is the only president who could have kept us out of war with Iran, as he himself repeatedly told us. So we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, which Tulsi said they didn't have, in 2025. Then we attacked them last month because Israel was going to attack them because they were months away from developing a nuclear weapon since we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, and that would lead Iran to attack American bases.

Iran has never posed a threat to the United States, but we had to attack them first, not because of Israel, but because they posed an imminent threat to the United States.

Fortunately, we have won the war, which was not a war but a special operation, in Iran now several times in the last two weeks. It is basically over but might not be over for some time because we already won. We also don't need anyone to help open the Strait of Hormuz, which we knew they would close, which is why we didn't prepare, and we now need allies to help open.

What are you guys not understanding?

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States

[SeanTHFC @sufferingspurs]

My personal opinion, no matter what anyone else thinks. When this man had a fully fit back line he was able to make his attackers, regardless of who they were, play with a fluidity and coherence that our current manager could only dream of.

It fell apart because we were playing with any number Gray, Spence, Dragusin or Davies at centre back for 3 months of the season. By which time, the premier league was a hopeless case and all focus turned to Europe. Why some people choose to forget this, I have no idea. He would 100% be doing better with the players we have now.

I’d take him back in a heartbeat. Even if it was just til the end of the season

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

It must be tough being MAGA right now, because I can’t think of a single major promise Trump have that he hasn’t failed on or fully ignored since taking office:

1) “No more sending US troops overseas”

-Bombs Iran, sends troops to Gaza, bombs Venezuela.

2) “America First”

-Bails out Argentina, brings in Venezuelan refugees, pays for Israel to get fighter jets.

3) “Only deporting criminals”

-Deports neighbors and legal workers, and arrests people for looking Hispanic

4) “War on drugs”

-Pardons Honduran President who flooded US with cocaine.

5) “Will beat China on tech”

-Sells China high end restricted chips

6) “Will cut our budget”

-Big Beautiful Bill raised spending more than ever.

7) “Doge will cut waste”

-Cut 0.02%, prosecuted no fraud, has to rehire more than 1/3rd of layoffs as they were essential

8) “We’ll lower grocery and gas prices day one”

-They’ve gone up.

9) “Will instate a Bitcoin reserve day one!”

-None.

10) “Will end the war in Ukraine day one”

-Hasn’t.

11) “Will lower your taxes”

-Under $400k your taxes are flat or went up.

12) “Will replace ObamaCare with something that works!”

-ObamaCare subsidies are gone, no new proposal for replacement.

13) “Won’t support communism”

-Takes government stake in private businesses.

14) “No corruption”

-Son in law is on the board of two company acquisitions directly over seen by Trump.
-Trump pardons crypto exchange owner that he doesn’t seem to know after he buys Trump memecoin.

15) “Will release the Epstein files”

-Called it a hoax
-DoJ partially released and is obstructing

16) “Will investigate COVID committee”

-Hasn’t.

17) “Will investigate Jan 6th committee”

-Hasn’t.

18) “Will cut drug costs by 600%!”

-Hasn’t cut them at all, never mind the impossible amount.

19) “Will audit the gold in Fort Knox”

-Hasn’t.

20) “Will weed out corrupt officials”

-Took donations from oil companies before going into Venezuela.

-Let private companies sponsor the ballroom for access to him.

-Expanded Planatir access to government agencies giving them more of our data.

[Michael Hamilton COYS 🇯🇲 @NLAHamilton]

Let me get this straight: in the seven months since we won a major European trophy, we’ve sacked the manager, forced the chairman to step down, sold the captain who lifted the trophy, and sold the match-winner as well. Tottenham genuinely feels like a social experiment 🙄

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

any update on the action you were planning on taking?

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m starting to piece things together

[seb @sebirodz]

there are sentences being created that have never been created before

[Charlie Light @charliewrich]

The plan?

Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This about sums it all up.