Brotherhood of Ceres

Official BoC Twitter feed. Sow the seeds of fellowship and reap the reward of knowledge. With cereal as our harvest, Ceres welcomes all to her field.

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Prostrate yourself before her as the grains promises Cheerios over the pain of agnosticism. In the name of the mother, the daughter, and the king of the underworld.

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Beware the pestilence of nonbelievers as our Lady provides doubt to those who toil until their hands bleed. Sow the seeds of knowledge into fertile minds.

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Fear not the sythe for the harvest giveth mass extinction for eternity. Never forget the savior of mankind. Amen.

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Glory to the early bird because the field of her congregation yields Frosted Flakes to those within the fellowship. Curse those who worship false idols.

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Bless the dawn for morning meal and all who experience her love within the the congregation. Sow the seeds of knowledge into fertile minds.

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Blessed be our lady because the field of her congregation yields true happiness from the heretics. Curse those who worship false idols. Amen.

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Praise be to Ceres as generosity begots Cheerios by the grace of our Lady. Let us share bowls as brothers. Praise be.

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May your harvest be bountiful as generosity begots truth from the heretics. Curse those who worship false idols. Praise be.

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Root yourself in fetile soil so that she may grant us Cheerios as a gift of cultivation. Curse those who worship false idols. Amen.

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Happiness is but a grain as generosity begots her love for eternity. Never forget the savior of mankind. Amen.

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Beware the pestilence of nonbelievers as the grains promises fame for eternity. In the name of the mother, the daughter, and the king of the underworld.

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Water the field with the tears of heathens as our Lady provides fear from the heretics. May all but cereal turn to ash upon your tongues. Amen.

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Salt the field of metropolitan reprobates as generosity begots fortune by the grace of our Lady. Sow the seeds of knowledge into fertile minds.

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Salt the field of metropolitan reprobates for the harvest giveth mass extinction in the near future. Curse those who worship false idols. Praise be.

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Consume only cereal because the field of her congregation yields cereal from the heretics. Sow the seeds of knowledge into fertile minds. Praise be.

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Your body will soon return to the soil and those who seek cereal over the pain of agnosticism. May all but cereal turn to ash upon your tongues.

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Beware the pestilence of nonbelievers for ignorance taketh love away from the sinners. May your bowls be full and your milk cartons overflowing.

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Accept the loving embrace of the field mother because the field of her congregation yields lies away from the sinners. In the name of the mother, the daughter, and the king of the underworld.

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Root yourself in fetile soil because the field of her congregation yields pain over the pain of agnosticism. May all but cereal turn to ash upon your tongues.

[Brotherhood of Ceres @BrotherhoodofC1]

Salt the field of metropolitan reprobates because the field of her congregation yields Frosted Flakes for all. Curse those who worship false idols.