Absolute Unit

BIG. L E T H A L. FAST.
CS20 Cases to the moon 🚀🌙 *reddit smiling face*

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@nikgeneburn Give me a really trash test-drive for this, thanks. "Kill 25 raiders"

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@Pr0spector777 Need to throw an exhaust on that thing

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@dot_ven You don’t know kino

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@ConnnorBright I think politics is for fags and autistic people

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@ConnnorBright Looks like a cod map called “Rubble” or some shit

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@NVIDIAGeForce @brockhofer #CS2RTX Watching @ConnnorBright open 1000 cases for garbage.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@Ascendid_1 Each day I wake up and cough for 8 seconds, I feel sluggish and immobilized until I hear that first can crack, that first sip hit my tongue, brain starts buzzing, followed by a hobble over to the toilet to release a dump that’s been brewing overnight. Peace on earth

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@hourly_shitpost Fuck you

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@mehtomouse @umarfar28793992 @AryJeay Kick rocks mousey

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@nikgeneburn No flee
No container
All purchase replaced with barter
No therapist heals
No scav runs
Skill progression lost on death
But with faster skill progression overall
Usec and bear karma similar to scav karma
All traders are in raid so quest items have to be delivered

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@velion @nikgeneburn Can you give bird eye significantly reduced footsteps instead of no sound. I find myself in a loop with the goons where I can fight 2 of them but always feels like rng fighting birdeye, I either see him or die.

Cultists have set spawn times and I’m fine with them being silent.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

Doesn’t even know you have to throw a nade in just before it closes.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@ConnnorBright Fuck you

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@ianmiles “Roll down your windows, they are breaking them to steal change.” Why address the problem when you can minimize the cost.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

This is how I believe all health and medical advice should be formatted. Friggin based

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Sunshine is good for you.

But I feel like winter sun is better.

A little bit chilly but beaming perfectly bright.

Will not explain.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@Ascendid_1 Changing my diet like a chemist, breaking an Advil capsule and dripping it into my screwdriver wearing ski goggles. I will obtain refrigerated pig fat viscosity for maximum range.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@messedupfoods This only happens when the shartist cranks one out on the toilet post turd.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@historyinmemes He’s connected to Epstein and that’s the nail in the coffin for me.

[Absolute Unit @Brotherman_Jeff]

@dot_ven Don’t stop 🛑 or I will not come to visit