Mel Browar

have you ever met a unicorn? not that you know of. living that robe life. freedom costs a buck o’ five- I’ll lend it to ya if you need it.

[Jasper's Restaurant @jasperskc]

Unfortunately, we have had a water main break on our property. To repair the damages, we will not be open until Friday, March 31. We will be closed Monday, March 27 through Thursday, March 30 at both restaurants. Thank you for understanding.

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

it’s fine. i get it. #cartoonperson #animedistancing https://t.co/2iRIS2EH5H

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

When you start drinking at 8am the day is pretty much downhill from there. #COVID19 #SocialDistancing #quarantinedbeerchugs

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

Day 6: I’ve given up bottoms. If you don’t want to see my ass, don’t look down as I walk away

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

#Covid_19

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

So many years of #stpatricksday fun. My favorite day of the whole year! September 17th is the halfway mark- maybe this year we do up then? Who’s with me? #halfwaytopattysday #partyonsept17 #stpattys2020 https://t.co/A8BR3Unuu9

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

Did I just preorder 3-ply toilet paper? Maybe I did. Ok. I definitely fucking did. #COVID19

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

Perfect timing to discontinue the shoes I normally buy for work. Since we’re all going to be confined to our homes and shit soon. Ok. #COVID19

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

We’re currently using ONE-PLY tp. This is an emergency. I am a THREE-PLY household people!!!

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

@justinbieber is coming to KC July 6. A big group of people are going. I’m in that group. You should be too. #partyof16

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

I truly appreciate @PopTV ♥️ I’m in love with @SchittsCreek and @FloridaGirls but then there’s friggin’ reruns of 90210, House and ER(among others)! @PopTV you are my people🥂

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

Might try this. . .

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

Get tf out

[Phil @ifyouwereafo]

My Roommate did a dunk contest and it went bad...Lmfaooo

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

#tbt to the best #lifecoaching you’ll ever see. My final days at RA Leawood. #vd “if no one loved you yesterday, chances are no one loves you today either”

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

Wish I decided earlier that I was dying to make a Valentine’s Day box for work. Too late now. I’d just be disappointed by the lack of valentines. It’s happening next year. I already have the design and everything. #fail #GalentinesDay

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

#seriously give it back

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

#robelife this was the best part of the parade! ♥️

[NFL @NFL]

.@tkelce went legendary at the @Chiefs parade 😂 #ChiefsKingdom

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

This is the best thing of my life. @tkelce has the best style of any human ever. #robes are life and this one is top fucking notch. Why can’t I be rich #smokeshow #SuperBowlChamps2020 #LouisVuitton

[Mel Browar @BrowarMelons21]

A robe is just a really long coat made of towel. That sweet sweet number @tkelce had on today would be the BEST thing to happen to me since the beginning of time! What a smoke show!🔥