I remember being so sure the season was over after Jimmy was carted off. Even after the game I remember telling my wife basically “yeah he was enough today but I’m sure it’ll wear off soon”
Thank the lord it hasn’t.
Inde Navarrette (Obsession) reveals why her TikTok username is “Mr. Bombastic”:
“It’s because of the rat from Barnyard. She call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic.”
Black flag has this amazing vibe where at any time you get frustrated with combat or stealth, you just instantly remember that you're a pirate and start blasting mfs
Your dad saved your generation from being wiped out by the Pigs and then worked with the Pigs to stop the eagles from killing everyone. Son your dad is Master Chief
-get jacked
-crush it at work
-marry an honest woman (with a good body)
-keep things fresh so you smash like it’s the hooking up phase
-travel the world
-watch good movies
-avoid complainers
-eat healthy (90% of the time)
-call your friends for no reason
-host banger dinner parties
-overpay for good concert tickets
-have monthly movie nights with people who make you belly laugh
-and if you’re ever feeling down remember you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)