Brown Magic

I make entertains people

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@EfinReality They didn’t attack the cops who were in on it.

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@EfinReality It’s good to know they’re passing on their superior genes.

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@Complaina Fuck them. It will catch up with them someday. Generations of pain and anguish are going to come crashing down on them.

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@Apple very subtle way of getting people to upgrade!

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@MrsFreudPrefect I listen to Reply All and Penn’s Sunday School

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@POTUS, maybe later you can post a transcript of your absolutely real phone call with God guaranteeing you the biggest hands in Heaven when you die. #ImpeachTheMF

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@MrsFreudPrefect Is she talking about the same god who is powerless to stop school shootings?

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

You can now buy #baldeagletacos in Mexico! I think they are doing this to spite our president! @realDonaldTrump

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@rbcp I’m going to invent a box that does the same thing, but when you clap

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

When you grab a new roll of TP only to find it’s all been shredded. #thejoysofcats

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@phonelosers Dae Gee Korean BBQ

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@realDonaldTrump too*

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@VZWSupport You’re REALLY charging me a $30 activation fee for my insurance replacement??? #scam

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@realDonaldTrump I am 100% behind a #MilitaryParade - It’s time we showed the world that we have a military!

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@realDonaldTrump The White House Media Office?

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I’m a cat and I have a better understanding of global warming than the US President. I have a better understanding of the use of capital letters too... https://t.co/WFeBuMO7Ci

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

Not once since @realDonaldTrump has been @POTUS has our great nation been invaded by #NorthKorea #MakeAmericaGroanAgain

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@MrsFreudPrefect Being on the field is probably better.

[Brown Magic @BrownMagic814]

@MrsFreudPrefect That would mean Trump was no longer President.

[ALT-immigration @ALT_uscis]

they should stop calling it " an officer involved shooting"
more like " Officer Shot someone 7 times shooting"