Moms an ugly pirate

I'm all about tweet'n what's on my mind at the time... Take me out, take me in, but don't take me too serious

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Ideas for #womansafety. Revolver in handbag, welding gloves in kitchen, bottle opener on belt, Chill pill in th morning! My #WednesdayWisdom

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Damn straight, and supply triple brandy coke specials. Something to take the edge off while the country gets wrecked son https://t.co/6SFEw7o7yb

[Krabbit @Krabbicus]

The #Guptas should host a braai to apologize for ruining South Africa.

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

If I was a #Gupta I would take dumps on the sidewalk during #JHBTraffic and not even feel bad about it... Shit, and I'm a regular guy dammit

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

#DontHaveToWorry aboat' them smelly alien Canooks, Trump is gonna send them home without coats! Its freezing outside! #PCcankissmybutthole

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

#worstfeelingever getting your fruit bowel in a blender. I'm talking ass, balls, blood n shit everywhere! I'm gonna write a #DOOM Metal song

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

I love #woman, I have all their albums!
#thinkingoutloud #menarethrash #bestalbum2017 #givethatmanabells

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

My idea #MarvellousMovies is legend of the overfiend uncut. Prepare your #nipples, put #children to bed. Shits gonna get rowdy in this mofo

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Heard malicious #GuptaLeaks rumours that all braai's in SA are to be banned because it is a major cause of #globalwarming they can all tsek!

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Got that #fridayfeeling ye, gonna slam a braai, slam some @KWVBrandy and chase it with @KlipdriftBrandy write songs for my #DOOM Metal band

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

The only thing that gets updated on #DStv, is the adverts... Something fresh to watch for viewers #sorrynotsorry #thinkingoutloud #yourmom

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Hey Fam, update on my #DOOM Metal band. I might get my nig @Krabbicus to play bass! #ThursdayThoughts? Let's make this #africaday brutal!!

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Hey Fam, I am very excited this #chooseday. I started a Doom Metal band! Gonna be brutal! Let's #StandTogether for Doom! My #TuesdayThoughts

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Drop the midship sail, The greatest ploy since all and all, THE SHIT HAS MADE IT HOME!! #fryay #Newmusicfriday got the #fridayfeeling ye boi

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

In support of #Endageredspeciesday, Im gonna behave like a wild belligerent pig, drink brandy and cause havoc, cause I got #FridayFeeling ye

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

#Planethaaibo is under #statecapture, its totally brutal Jr, @TheRock is giving rockbottoms & people's elbows to everyone! #RoyalRumble mofo

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

This is gonna be great #worldbakingday you know I'm gonna do my part 😎

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Only one way to deal with #JHBTraffic. Start the day off with @KlipdriftBrandy & coke, and then drive to work. Be responsible, only doubles

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Brandy and braai's are those #thingsiwillnotstopdoing, damn straight, I'm gonna braai for my #freshbreakfast where's the @KWVBrandy ye

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

Serious #statesecurity needed with all this #beiberfever shit going on. Got the fever? Kiss my hairy fruit bowel. I'm talkn ass and balls!

[Moms an ugly pirate @BrownStripy]

This #chooseday, I'm gonna #AskAMan not to be a piece of trash, don't be a kak lighty, don't be a #Gupta, don't be a can't... Be lekker!