BrowneToast

Will make obscure references for money

[nicølina 🪿 @ellonico]

even if you don't believe in prison abolition, the question must be asked, what purpose do they serve? if it is to rehabilitate, they've proven remarkably bad at their jobs. if it is to punish, they still do a pretty lousy job at that.

[harley ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ @whisperwoIf]

he was so scared,, if he walked by me, i would give him a hug , it's ok homer

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Elvis! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan!

Elvis: whut thu

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Imagine being left handed. Might as well join the circus

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️

[BrowneToast @BrowneToast]

@bornposting Early spider-man is practically a romance book

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

Just found out your boss isn’t supposed to hit you

[matt @mattybtweets69]

(Through tears) go on. Get outta here ya stupid president. Can’t you see nobody wants you around here?

[Bibawen @asimbawe]

I bring a “deeply troubled detective obsessed with a strange case in a small town” vibe to my workplace that my coworkers don’t really like.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙️ Eric Cantona: “Defending Palestinian human rights does not mean you are pro-Hamas. Saying “Free Palestine” does not mean that we are anti-Semitic or that we want the disappearance of all Jews.

“Free Palestine” means freeing Palestinians from the Israeli occupation that has deprived them of their basic human rights for 75 years.

“Free Palestine” means stopping locking up 2.3 million Palestinians in the world’s largest open-air prison, half of whom are children.

“Free Palestine” means ending apartheid imposed by the Israeli government.

“Free Palestine” means giving Palestinians control of their country’s major infrastructure." 🇵🇸

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

Jurgen Klopp:

“The other clubs, with the most money and the best managers, they win it. We didn't have the best manager and never had the best team but for a while we played the best football and I love that”

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

kendrick's "maybe i wasn't there" is to me among the most upsetting things ever put in a hook

[♡ @taesdawn26]

bong joon-ho was insane for this
https://t.co/yBIHrikOpK

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

It’s so funny that ancient cultures used to just say their Gods lived on top of the tallest mountain in their area. A hater would go “If Zeus is real then where does he live?” and you’d be like hmm.. {sees big mountain in the distance} “Up there, and good luck checking, dickhead”

[Leo | Sengoatku No. 1 @Leleo2211]

Odas response to Toriyamas death

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

INCREDIBLE.

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VVD