Chris B Valenzuela

Actor | Chilean Sea Baritone | Engineer
He/They

[MCE Creations @mcecreations]

🚨🎃 Jocktober FREE GIVEAWAY🎃🚨
3 Winners will receive 4 free jock straps of their choice. To enter, simply retweet and you must be following. Winners will be drawn Sunday 10/13. Good luck! 🎃

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@kevinddaly Sir, it's the evening

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@Aaronsidewhite @natchjourneyman Wow! Looks like a Keith Haring.

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@Posthorne01 @vintagemapstore @archaeologyart They kind of did with a few (only anglicized, but close!)
Het Bever Pad on the map is part of current Beaver st.
Het Marckvelt is current Marketfield st.
Paerel straet is current Pearl St.

[Zachary Jordan @ZacharyJ]

okay so who’s got the Franco Zeffirelli Much Ado About Nothing? need Dame Maggie’s “O that I were a man”

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@alex_in_nyc "a few sticks short of a bridge" is my personal favorite.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Think for a second about how f*cking crazy driving is.

A clip from my standup special, Unmedicated! Watch the full special on @Dropout!

https://t.co/2LC2EIuWVd

[Danny Pearlstein @DannyInTransit]

D train riders got slammed this morning with signal problems causing delays at *both ends* of the route in the Bronx and Brooklyn

@GovKathyHochul indefinitely paused D line signal upgrades when she stopped congestion pricing, guaranteeing more wasted time and aggravation

[Danny Pearlstein @DannyInTransit]

New signals for the A/C in Brooklyn, which would save time for riders in three boroughs, are indefinitely paused along with congestion pricing

Thanks @GovKathyHochul

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@kevinddaly I want to read this.

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@trader_tony_ Which one? It's so lovely outside.

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@lucasbae28 That being said. Some orders are VERY culty, the Opus Dei Numeraries come to mind (technically not nuns, but close enough.)

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@lucasbae28 A regular order could have these stages:
-Inquirer (not yet living with the nuns, just looking)
-Postulant
-Novice
-Junior Sister <- they take their first vows
-Life long Sister <- permanent vows

Even after permanent vows, a nun could leave the order. But it's akin to a divorce.

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@lucasbae28

[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@CineGiant CAROL KANE

[Streetsblog New York City @StreetsblogNYC]

The death of great public space continues as @NegrilBK demolishes its popular outdoor dining space (left in its heyday). Coming soon: space for stored cars that do no good for the public at all.

[MCE Creations @mcecreations]

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[Chris B Valenzuela @Browne_con_e]

@Jotaemeunleash *slurp*