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[el 💬 @figaeyda]

Yeah I'm sure it's great to be a new Yorker right now. Ooh look at me my mayor is Zohran Mamdani. Ooh I have public transit and live in one of the most culturally & historically important cities in the world. Karl Anthony towns plays on my team & we're going to the NBA finals.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

when the new guy doesn't reply to my texts but its okay because i have never really felt anything after dec 2023

[b @Brttnyctrras]

there’s an nyu freshman somewhere who wishes she was in your position

[𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗮 ・ ₊ ˚ ✦ @subnormara]

cuando me presenta a todos sus amigos y todos son mi tipo excepto él

[Diego @DiegoG713_]

Latinas being late allegations are never going to be beaten

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

My summer gotta sound like the beginning of the song Moscow mule by Bad Bunny

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

idc who talks sht about me cuz i talk sht better and i'm funnier

[Kush @kush_147]

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

[Manzi @ClixWell]

I love it when a dinner date turns into drinks at another venue. That’s when you know you’re about to have the most romantic 3 months you’ve ever experienced.

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

[k👾 @kendalllroyy]

honestly the best drug i’ve tried is the first two weeks of talking to a guy

[cee @1ovesickkk]

forcing him to go to pilates with me so he can go through a humiliation ritual before i go through mine (loving and trusting someone again)

[mia @httpsosweet]

It's Monday and I Miss you so much

[tobarra @txbrraa]

yo

[♱ breeziest ♱ @yxhmean]

no roster bc they’re not him

[fervor mortis @slightlyuncanny]

hey (with the intention of sitting on a porch with you in 50 years from now)

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u tell them you're not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for u

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

“you seem happier” thanks someone really hot has been love bombing me